“Existential” shouldn’t be confused with “excess stencil,” but there are jokes.
“I had too many drawing templates and now I can’t find any of them. I have an excess stencil crisis” was posted on Twitter by Terry Graham Spider on November 9, 2016. “I accidentally bought too many art supplies. I’m having an excess stencil crisis” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 2, 2020.
Twitter
Terry Graham Spider
@terryg_79
I had too many drawing templates and now I can’t find any of them. I have an excess stencil crisis.
2:11 PM · Nov 9, 2016·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Amanda
@Pandamoanimum
Is that autocorrect though or someone who actually thinks it’s called an excess stencil crisis? Like people who say ‘Bone apple tea’ etc.
9:37 AM · Jul 5, 2017·TweetDeck
Twitter
Ralph Tvveets
@On_The_Radar55
Since my daughter’s 5th birthday we’ve had an excess stencil crisis in our house.
10:25 AM · Jul 5, 2017·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Daren Dugan
@odjdu
In the height of my art-supply addiction I had an excess stencil crisis.
4:43 PM · Dec 30, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/420donglord420 May 2, 2020
I accidentally bought too many art supplies
I’m having an excess stencil crisis.
COMMENTS
_Titus__Pullo_
I expect this joke to draw a crowd
Twitter
thavage
@asupremedad
I bought way too many art supplies
I’m having an excess stencil crisis
4:06 AM · May 2, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Neil
@NeilsArsenal
I accidentally bought too many art supplies
I’m having an excess stencil crisis
7:01 AM · May 2, 2020·Twitter Web App
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