A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 14, 2020
“I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker”

Should one always give 100% (or 110%) at work? “I always give 110%. That’s why I lost my job In the examination bored” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Lewis Gardiner on November 24, 2011.

“I always give 100% - I think that may be why I lost my job marking exam papers” was posted on the hibs.net Messageboard on February 1, 2017. “I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker” was posted on Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on April 1, 2018.


Twitter
Lewis Gardiner
@LewisGardiner6
I always give 110%. That’s why I lost my job In the examination bored.
12:01 PM · Nov 24, 2011·Twitter Web Client

hibs.net Messageboard
‘smart’ jokes, so bad they’re good
SuperAllyMcleod
01-02-2017, 09:13 AM
I always give 100% - I think that may be why I lost my job marking exam papers.

Twitter
Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker.
http://markhaggan.com/randomness/exam-jokes/ http://markhaggan.com/randomness/exam-jokes/
10:00 AM · Apr 1, 2018·Facebook

Twitter
Dan J
@Djlond
I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker.
4:35 AM · Aug 8, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker.
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/exam-jokes/ #Exam #ExamJokes #Joke #Humour
Exam Jokes : Puns And One Liners
A friend passed his degree in sound engineering. He got a 1-2-1-2. What sort of exams do witches do? Spelling tests. Exam Jokes.
punsandoneliners.com
6:00 PM · Feb 23, 2019·Facebook

Twitter
QT@Anon
@QTAnon1
I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker.
1:55 AM · Mar 2, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.

Twitter
Tog1989
@tog1989
I always give 100% in my work. That’s why I lost my job as an exam marker.
#BadJokeFriday
6:42 AM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Saturday, March 14, 2020 • Permalink