A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from March 14, 2020
“I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker”

Should one always give 100% (or 110%) at work? “I always give 110%. That’s why I lost my job In the examination bored” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Lewis Gardiner on November 24, 2011.

“I always give 100% - I think that may be why I lost my job marking exam papers” was posted on the hibs.net Messageboard on February 1, 2017. “I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker” was posted on Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on April 1, 2018.

“I got fired from my last job even though I always gave 100%. Apparently that’s not how you grade exams” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 28, 2019, and again on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 16, 2019. “I got fired from my last job even though I always gave 100%. Apparently that’s not how you mark exams” was posted on Twitter by Alan Ovington on February 3, 2021.


Twitter
Lewis Gardiner
@LewisGardiner6
I always give 110%. That’s why I lost my job In the examination bored.
12:01 PM · Nov 24, 2011·Twitter Web Client

hibs.net Messageboard
‘smart’ jokes, so bad they’re good
SuperAllyMcleod
01-02-2017, 09:13 AM
I always give 100% - I think that may be why I lost my job marking exam papers.

Twitter
Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker.
http://markhaggan.com/randomness/exam-jokes/ http://markhaggan.com/randomness/exam-jokes/
10:00 AM · Apr 1, 2018·Facebook

Twitter
Dan J
@Djlond
I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker.
4:35 AM · Aug 8, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker.
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/exam-jokes/ #Exam #ExamJokes #Joke #Humour
Exam Jokes : Puns And One Liners
A friend passed his degree in sound engineering. He got a 1-2-1-2. What sort of exams do witches do? Spelling tests. Exam Jokes.
punsandoneliners.com
6:00 PM · Feb 23, 2019·Facebook

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto March 28, 2019
I got fired from my last job even though I always gave 100%.
Apparently that’s not how you grade exams.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Quint_Cordewener June 16, 2019
I got fired from my last job even though I always gave 100%.
Apparently that’s not how you grade exams.

Twitter
QT@Anon
@QTAnon1
I always give 100%. Which is why I lost my job as an exam marker.
1:55 AM · Mar 2, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.

Twitter
Tog1989
@tog1989
I always give 100% in my work. That’s why I lost my job as an exam marker.
#BadJokeFriday
6:42 AM · Mar 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/anshul3vedi January 19, 2021
I got fired from my last job even though I always gave 100%.
Apparently that’s not how you grade exams.

Twitter
Alan Ovington
@AlanOvington
I got fired from my last job even though I always gave 100%. Apparently that’s not how you mark exams.
2:16 AM · Feb 3, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
I got fired from my job, even though I always gave 100%.
Apparently, that’s not how you mark exams.
4:05 AM · Mar 12, 2021·Twitter Web App

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