“I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that shit up” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.
   
“I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that shit up” was posted on Twitter by Tommydutch on April 3, 2017. “I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that shit up” was posted on Twitter by JayTrikhaPresents on April 13, 2017. “I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that crap up” was posted on Facebook by “im not right in the head.com” on April 26, 2023. Authorship is uncertain.
   
“I always regret making a good first impression. Because there’s no way I can keep that up for long” was posted on Twitter by Ray-Dar on September 28, 2019. “I always regret making a good first impression. Because there’s no way I can keep that up for long” was posted on Twitter by Jim Buff on September 29, 2019.
   
   
Twitter
Tommydutch
@goodgrief_rats
I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that shit up.
5:13 PM · Apr 3, 2017·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
elijahmilly
@ElijahMillly
I always regret making a good first impression i can never keep that shit up
12:46 AM · Apr 13, 2017
   
Twitter
JayTrikhaPresents
@JayTPresents
I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that shit up.
2:01 AM · Apr 13, 2017
   
Twitter
Fraaz Khalid
@FrKh717
I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that shit up.
5:14 AM · Apr 13, 2017·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Kareem Khalil
@krispy_kareem1
I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that shit up.
11:46 AM · Apr 13, 2017·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Nestor Vega
@NewsRemote
I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that up!
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2:54 PM · Apr 14, 2017·Linkis: turn sharing into growth
 
Google Books
The Herald Diary:
Somebunny Loves You
By Ken Smith  
Edinburgh, Scotland: Black & White Publishing Ltd
2017  
Pg. ?:
TALKING of relationships, a reader heard a chap in his golf club explain: “I always regret making a good first impression, because there is no way I can keep that stuff going.”
   
Twitter
Jez
@Jez1
I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that shit up.
9:00 AM · Jun 10, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
     
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18 jul 2019
I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that shit up.—
 
Twitter
Ray-Dar
@huartson
I always regret making a good first impression. Because there’s no way I can keep that up for long.
7:54 AM · Sep 28, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Jim Buff
@jimbuff
I always regret making a good first impression. Because there’s no way I can keep that up for long.
7:05 AM · Sep 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Cliff Epithet!!
@clifba
I always regret making a good first impression. Because there’s no way I can keep that up for long.
8:53 AM · Oct 1, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
Tina BA (SA)
@cassingah
I always regret making a good first impression. Because there’s no way I can keep that up for long.
3:27 AM · Dec 12, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Facebook
Crazy World
Poster based in Spain · April 9, 2021 at 4:00 AM ·
I always regret
making a good
first impression
because there is
no way I can keep
that shit up.
 
Twitter
Doc 
@DocAtCDI
I always regret making a good first impression because theres no way I can keep that shit up!
2:28 AM · Dec 26, 2021
     
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19 feb 2023
I always regret making a good first impression because there is no way I can keep that shit up.
 
Facebook
im not right in the head.com
April 26, 2023 at 12:44 PM ·
Shared by Kenneth Wright
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I always regret
making a good
first impression
because there is
no way I can keep
that crap up