A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 12, 2018
“I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon”

"I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Early bird? Night owl? I pick permanently exhausted pigeon” was posted on Twitter by Ashley on June 7, 2016. “The hubbie is an early bird. The subbie is a night owl. Me? I’m a permanently exhausted pigeon. #polyproblems” was posted on Twitter by Kat on June 8, 2016, accompanied by a popular illustration of the three types of birds.

“I am not an early bird, nor am I a night owl. I am some form of a permanently exhausted pigeon” was posted on Twitter by Misha Matchette on June 8, 2016. “I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon”—the popular form of the saying—was posted on Facebook by Greta Patterson on June 9, 2016, accompanied by an image.


Twitter
Ashley
@mayday22
Early bird? Night owl? I pick permanently exhausted pigeon.
10:24 PM - 7 Jun 2016

Twitter
Kat
@Eccntrcscrp
The hubbie is an early bird. The subbie is a night owl. Me? I’m a permanently exhausted pigeon. #polyproblems
3:02 PM - 8 Jun 2016

Twitter
Misha Matchette
@misha_rainbows
I am not an early bird, nor am I a night owl. I am some form of a permanently exhausted pigeon.
10:24 PM - 8 Jun 2016

Twitter
cody taylor
@lilhomi92
I am not a early bird or night owl, I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon
2:52 AM - 9 Jun 2016 from Bertrand, MI

Facebook
Greta Patterson shared Random Stuff I Find Funny, Interesting and/or Inspiring’s photo.
June 9, 2016 ·
I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Twitter
Sarcasm
@sarcastic_us
I’m neither an early bird nor a night owl, I am some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon constantly flapping around
7:11 AM - 13 Jun 2016

16 November 2016, The Tennessean (Nashville, TN), “Edibles that inspire thanks” by Ellen Marguiles, pg. 2E, col. 1::
As someone memed on the interwebs recently, I’m not an early bird and I’m not a night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
I’m not a night-owl or an early-bird. I’m a permanently-exhausted-pigeon.
submitted January 19, 2017 by twows995

YourTango
10 Quotes For When You Wish You Could Just Go Back To Bed
Emily Ratay
May 26, 2017
(...)
1. On always being tired.
“I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.”

BuzzFeed
20 Sleepy Tweets That Were Probably Written At 3am, TBH
“GOOD MORNING!” said the worst person ever.

Posted on October 10, 2017, at 5:16 p.m.
Emily Shwake
(...)
16. Maybe that’s why they’re so fucking ~chipper~ all the time.
Shower Thoughts
@TheWeirdWorld
I’m not an early bird or a night owl… I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
6:01 PM - Sep 15, 2017

Twitter
George shelley
@His_George
“I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.”
3:53 AM - 4 Aug 2018

Twitter
Voices of Life
@VoicesOfLife
Early bird. Night owl. Permanently exhausted pigeon. Which are you? #LaughterIsMedicine #VoicesOfLife #ChooseJoy #SpeakLife #Spoonie #STL #iBelieveYou #BeGrateful
5:07 PM - 7 Aug 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
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