A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“Chips are for sandwiches, not shoulders” (8/21)
Baltimore chop (baseball term) (8/20)
“College is the new indentured servitude” (8/20)
“Student loan debt is the new indentured servitude” (8/20)
“Hard drinker? Drinking’s one of the easiest things to do” (8/20)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from August 13, 2019
“I asked a museum worker if I could take pictures. He said they stay on the walls”

Are museum visitors allowed to take pictures? A joke was posted on Twitter by Bytown Museum on June 16, 2019:

“I was at a museum, and I asked a worker there if we were allowed to take pictures. He told me no, as they had to stay on the walls.”

The joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 4, 2019.


Twitter
BYTOWN MUSEUM
@BytownMuseum
Here’s a dad joke to celebrate Father’s Day!
I was at a museum, and I asked a worker there if we were allowed to take pictures.
He told me no, as they had to stay on the walls.
#BytownMuseum #DadJokes #FathersDay
Image
10:25 AM · Jun 16, 2019·Twitter Web Client

Facebook
Gilcrease Museum
July 1, 2019 ·
I was at a museum and I asked a worker there if we were allowed to take pictures.
He told me no, they had to stay on the walls. #internationaljokeday

Twitter
Ancient House Museum
@AncientHouseMus
#InternationalJokeDay
I was at a museum
and I asked a worker there if we were allowed to take pictures.
He told me no, as they had to stay on the walls.
Man in looks closely at a painting of Queen Elizabeth I hanging on a wattle and daub wall.
2:00 AM · Jul 1, 2019·TweetDeck

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/AhPigeons August 4, 2019
I was at the museum recently
I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures.
He said no, they had to stay on the walls

Twitter
Dad
@ImYourDad___
I was at a museum yesterday, I asked if I was allowed to take pictures
The worker said no, they had to stay on the walls
1:15 PM · Aug 4, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

LaffGaff
By laffgaff August 14, 2019
Museum Worker Joke
I was at the museum recently.
I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures.
He said no, they had to stay on the walls.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityArt/Sculpture • Tuesday, August 13, 2019 • Permalink