A new year’s resolution joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 12, 2016:
“Today i asked the hot girl at my gym what her New Year’s resolution was. She said ‘fuck you’. So i’m pretty excited about 2017.”
The joke was re-posted—changed slightly—on Reddit—Jokes on December 28, 2017:
“Today i asked the hot girl at my gym what her new year resolutions were. She said ‘Fuck you’. So im pretty excited for 2018.”
Reddit—Jokes
Today i asked the hot girl at my gym what her New Year’s resolution was.
submitted December 12, 2016 by brendan_07
She said “fuck you”. So i’m pretty excited about 2017.
Twitter
Mr. Snow
@Donnysnow702
I asked a hot girl what her new year resolution was for 2017. She said “fuck you” so I’m pretty excited about 2017
9:44 PM - 12 Dec 2016
Twitter
Chris Brownton
@judgemental747
Today, I asked this hot woman at my gym what her New Year resolution was.
She said ” F**K YOU!”
So I am pretty excited about 2017.
9:43 AM - 13 Dec 2016
Twitter
🎗 MOGGY 🎗
@DavidMoggy
Today, I asked this hot girl at my gym what her New Year resolution was.
She said ” FUCK YOU”
So I am pretty excited about 2017.
11:08 AM - 13 Dec 2016 from Moffat, Scotland
Reddit—Jokes
Today i asked the hot girl at my gym what her New Year’s resolution was.
submitted September 4, 2017 by KubsterCSGO
She said “fuck you”. So i’m pretty excited about 2017.
Reddit—Jokes
Today i asked the hot girl at my gym what her new year resolutions were.
submitted December 28, 2017 by xXiLoveBaconXx
She said «Fuck you». So im pretty excited for 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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