A jocular comment about parenting on an airplane is:
“Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.”
The line was posted on Twitter by Ilana Wiles on February 12, 2014.
Twitter
Ilana Wiles
@mommyshorts
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
4:07 PM - 12 Feb 2014
Twitter
Atlantic Gymnastics
@atlanticgym
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
5:05 PM - 16 Feb 2014
Twitter
Geoff Parsley
@Bryceism
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
7:09 AM - 25 May 2014
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Ilana Wiles @mommyshorts
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
5:07 PM - 12 Feb 2014
Reddit—Jokes
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a screaming baby.
submitted June 22, 2016 by xMeta4x
Apparently that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
Twitter
Batman △⃒⃘
@FuckingGotham
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sitting next to a screaming baby. Apparently that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
10:51 PM - 22 Jun 2016
Me.Me
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Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a screaming baby.
Apparently that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
3:35 PM - 16 May 2017
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
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