"I assume people who don’t drink coffee just die around 2 p.m.” (or “I assume that people who don’t drink coffee all die around 2 p.m.") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from Michelle Wolf on August 20. 2013.
“I assume that people who don’t drink coffee all die around 2 pm” was posted on Twitter by Death Wish Coffee on September 20, 2018, and again on Twitter on February 5, 2020.
HappyPlace from someecards (August 21, 2013)
Michelle Wolf
@michelleisawolf
yesterday (August 20, 2013—ed.)
I assume people that don’t drink coffee just die around 2pm.
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@TomVeos
I assume people that don’t drink coffee just die around 2pm.
4:05 PM · Aug 20, 2013·dlvr.it
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MK??
@ghostkittykat
RT I assume people that don’t drink coffee just die around 2pm. TP
@michelleisawolf via @happyplace
5:16 PM · Aug 20, 2013·Twitter for Websites
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GazingElephant
@GazingElephant
I assume people that don’t drink coffee just die around 2pm. TP
@michelleisawolf
6:19 PM · Aug 20, 2013·Twitter for Websites
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Thom Wedge
@CLOSEDWedgeAU
“I assume people that don’t drink coffee just die around 2pm.”
-MICHELLE WOLF
1:55 AM · Aug 21, 2013·Hootsuite
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Joe Connell
@JPConnell1
I assume people who don’t drink #coffee just die around 2 PM
11:32 AM · Oct 19, 2017·Twitter for Android
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Death Wish Coffee
@DeathWishCoffee
I assume that people who don’t drink coffee all die around 2 pm
1:00 PM · Sep 20, 2018·Twitter for Advertisers
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Victor Baatweng
@VictorBaatweng
I assume that people who don’t drink coffee all die around 10 am....
3:28 AM · Sep 21, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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“I assume people who don’t drink coffee just die around 2 p.m.” — Unknown
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Body by Bourbon
@be_yourownhero
I can only assume people that don’t drink coffee just die around 2 pm.
7:18 AM · Jan 24, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Death Wish Coffee
@DeathWishCoffee
I assume that people who don’t drink coffee all die around 2pm.
2:00 PM · Feb 5, 2020·Hootsuite Inc.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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