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Entry from April 17, 2018
“I beat a black belt at karate. My next opponent is a green sock”

To face “a black belt at karate” usually means facing “a person with a black belt,” but a joke is:

“I beat a black belt at karate. My next opponent is a green sock.”

The joke was posted on Twitter on January 15, 2016.


Twitter
nick
@ApexMasta
I beat a black belt at karate.
My next opponent is a green sock.
6:53 PM - 15 Jan 2016

Twitter
Church Jokes
@ChurchJokes
I beat a black belt at karate.
My next opponent? A green sock.
9:38 AM - 16 Jan 2016

Twitter
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff
I beat a black belt at karate today. .
My next opponent is a green sock.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
5:12 PM - 19 Jan 2016

Twitter
Anon
@twitface27
I beat up a black belt in karate last evening… my opponent for this evening will be a red sock…
11:52 PM - 4 Feb 2016

Google Books
3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs
By Mike Haskins
London, UK: Portico
2017
Pg. ?:
I beat a black belt at Karate yesterday. My next opponent will be a green sock.

Twitter
Jaeden Genesee
@Safari_Street
Today, I beat a black belt at karate.
My next opponent is a green sock.
10:36 PM - 29 Nov 2017

Reddit—Jokes
I beat a black belt at karate
submitted April 17, 2018 by Shortty10
My next opponent is a red sock

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CitySports/Games • Tuesday, April 17, 2018 • Permalink