A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 13, 2017
“I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. I’ve been charged with a graph-aided assault”

A work pun was posted on the website PunGents.com on August 4, 2017:

“So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.”

“A graph-aided assault” is a pun on the term “aggravated assault.”


PunGents.com
Pun for 08/04/17
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.

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The Pun Gents‏
@pungents
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
1:02 AM - 4 Aug 2017

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Jokes of the day‏
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So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
4:10 AM - 4 Aug 2017

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Matthew Calza‏
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So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
11:18 AM - 5 Aug 2017

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LaffGaff‏
@LaffGaff
Today at work I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart.
I’ve been charged with a graph-aided assault.
#funny #jokes
4:12 PM - 13 Aug 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Sunday, August 13, 2017 • Permalink