A centaur in Greek mythology is a creature with the upper body of a human and the lower body and legs of a horse.
“I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos” was posted on Twitter by Funny Things on December 11, 2014. “I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos #ashleyjokes #jokes” was posted on Twitter by Aubryn on December 11, 2014. “I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on September 20, 2015. Authorship of the joke is uncertain.
Wikipedia: Centaur
A centaur (/ˈsɛntɔːr, ˈsɛntɑːr/ SEN-tor, SEN-tar; Ancient Greek: κένταυρος, romanized: kéntauros; Latin: centaurus), or occasionally hippocentaur, is a creature from Greek mythology with the upper body of a human and the lower body and legs of a horse.
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finicalgal
@finicalgal
Do centaurs feel awkward at rodeos?
3:03 AM · Dec 11, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Funny Things
@FunnyPictures14
I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos.
4:11 AM · Dec 11, 2014·twitterfeed
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Aubryn
@AubrynMusic
I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos #ashleyjokes #jokes
1:53 PM · Dec 11, 2014 from Nashville, TN·Twitter for iPhone
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Andrew J. Mair
@ajmairauthor
Are Centaurs conflicted at rodeos?
3:34 PM · Dec 11, 2014·Facebook
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Dan Acosta
@DanAcosta16
I bet centaurs never know who to cheer for at rodeos.
4:27 PM · Dec 11, 2014·Twitter for Android
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Alyssa Rae
@A1yssaRae
I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos.
10:05 PM · Dec 20, 2014·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/FrozenCaveMoose September 20, 2015
I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos.
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Erik J. Thompson
@ErikJThompson
I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos.
10:33 AM · Oct 13, 2016·TweetDeck
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EricT NJ
@EricRossTiplitz
When centaurs attend rodeos, do they root for the horse or the cowboy?
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ParisHilton.eth
@ParisHilton
· Sep 10, 2017
What’s on your mind?
2:58 PM · Sep 11, 2017·TweetDeck
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Alyssa Rae
@A1yssaRae
I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos.
11:57 AM · Dec 25, 2017·Twitter for Android
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos.
9:44 AM · May 17, 2022·Twitter Web App
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