UPS delivery drivers get plenty of parking tickets, but the vehicles are still often parked where regular cars cannot. A joke is:
“I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage, but I can park anywhere.”
“I wanna buy a UPS truck. Not for the color, or the cargo space. Its so I can park anywhere. #ZING” was posted on Twitter on October 4, 2010. “I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere” was posted on Twitter on June 14, 2013.
Twitter
I Shoot…
@MisterRoly
I wanna buy a UPS truck. Not for the color, or the cargo space. Its so I can park anywhere. #ZING
3:38 PM - 4 Oct 2010
Twitter
Wendy Liebman
@WendyLiebman
I’m getting a used UPS truck so I can park anywhere.
12:39 AM - 24 Oct 2010
Twitter
David Freidel
@DAVIDfrEiDEL
i should just get a ups truck so i can park anywhere
12:00 PM - 28 Feb 2011
Twitter
marty novak
@MoonPieMarty
Got a used UPS truck. Hate the color. Very big and boxy. But hey, I can park anywhere!
9:46 PM - 12 Jun 2011
Twitter
Try The Veal
@TylerLinkin
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
12:24 PM - 14 Jun 2013
Funny Status
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage…
April 14, 2014 Silly Status Updates
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
4:15 PM - 26 May 2017
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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