A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 25, 2017
“I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage, but I can park anywhere”

UPS delivery drivers get plenty of parking tickets, but the vehicles are still often parked where regular cars cannot. A joke is:

“I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage, but I can park anywhere.”

“I wanna buy a UPS truck. Not for the color, or the cargo space. Its so I can park anywhere. #ZING” was posted on Twitter on October 4, 2010. “I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere” was posted on Twitter on June 14, 2013.


Twitter
I Shoot...‏
@MisterRoly
I wanna buy a UPS truck. Not for the color, or the cargo space. Its so I can park anywhere. #ZING
3:38 PM - 4 Oct 2010

Twitter
Wendy Liebman‏
@WendyLiebman
I’m getting a used UPS truck so I can park anywhere.
12:39 AM - 24 Oct 2010

Twitter
David Freidel‏
@DAVIDfrEiDEL
i should just get a ups truck so i can park anywhere
12:00 PM - 28 Feb 2011

Twitter
marty novak‏
@MoonPieMarty
Got a used UPS truck. Hate the color. Very big and boxy. But hey, I can park anywhere!
9:46 PM - 12 Jun 2011

Twitter
Try The Veal‏
@TylerLinkin
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
12:24 PM - 14 Jun 2013

Funny Status
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage…
April 14, 2014 Silly Status Updates
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage but I can park anywhere.

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
I bought a used UPS truck. It gets bad gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
4:15 PM - 26 May 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityStreets • Thursday, May 25, 2017 • Permalink