A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from April 24, 2021
“I bought one of those ‘smart’ light switches, but it was too clever for me..” (joke)

“Dimmer” switches aren’t less intelligent than “smart” switches—they’re just less bright. A joke was posted on Twitter by TAYLOR (and others) on April 13, 2021:
   
“I bought one of those ‘smart’ light switches, but it was much too clever. So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.”
 
     
Twitter
TAYLOR
@LeedSTUnited
I bought one of those ‘smart’ light switches, but it was much too clever. So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.
8:23 AM · Apr 13, 2021·Twitter for iPad
   
Twitter
Dennis Staples
@gosporttomarlow
Iinstalled several of those ‘smart’ light switches, but they were much too clever for me. So I replaced it with a dimmer switch
10:17 AM · Apr 13, 2021·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
𝕊𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥
@stuart_humour
I bought one of those ‘smart’ light switches, but it was much too clever. So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.
12:06 PM · Apr 13, 2021·Twitter for Android
   
Facebook
OldMajor Willingdon Hartley
April 13, 2021 at 2:56 PM ·
I bought one of those ‘smart’ light switches, but it was much too clever. So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/MaarekStele7 April 16, 2021
I bought one of those “Smart” light switches, but it was too clever for me.
So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.
     
Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
I bought one of those ‘smart light switches’ but it was much too clever…
So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.
3:20 PM · Apr 22, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD April 23, 2021
I bought one of those ‘smart light switches ‘, but it was much too clever.
So, I replaced it with a dimmer switch.

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