A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from October 16, 2020
“I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them” (joke)

“Lying” has more than one meaning.
   
“I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying. I can also tell when they’re standing” was posted on Twitter by Nathan Snakehips on February 16, 2016. “I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying. I can also tell when they’re standing” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 29, 2017.
   
“i can tell if someone is lying just by looking at them. i can also tell if their standing” was posted on Twitter by “insane puns” on July 27, 2018. “I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them. I can also tell if they’re standing” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 21, 2019.
   
   
Twitter
Nathan Snakehips
@ndmckeown
I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying. I can also tell when they’re standing.
4:45 PM · Feb 16, 2016·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter
Bobby Brown ©
@BobbyBrown2309
I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying. I can also tell when they’re standing.
6:45 AM · Feb 17, 2017·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/adityakr082 May 29, 2017
I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying.
I can also tell when they’re standing.
   
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter June 8, 2017
Kids, I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying…
I can also tell when they’re standing.
     
Google Books
1,037 One Liner Jokes
By Matthew Hovey
Lulu Publishing (Lulu.com)
2017
Pg. ?:
I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying. I can also tell when they’re standing.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/fatandsalt July 27, 2018
I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying.
I can also tell when they’re standing.
EDIT: from https://jokeriot.com
 
Twitter
insane puns
@insane__puns
i can tell if someone is lying just by looking at them
i can also tell if their standing
9:00 PM · Jul 27, 2018·TweetDeck
         
Twitter
Megan Samide
@megan_samide
i can always tell when someone is lying, just by looking at them. i can also tell when they’re standing
12:06 AM · Aug 8, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
𝗜𝗗𝗜𝗚𝟯𝗗
@idig3d
Replying to @sciam
I can tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
1:32 PM · Aug 17, 2018·Twitter for iPad
   
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
I can tell when someone’s lying just by looking at them.  I can tell when they’re standing too.
10:25 PM · Sep 14, 2018·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/FinalCaveat July 21, 2019
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/BusyPooping September 5, 2019
I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can tell when they’re standing too.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/BusyPooping October 14, 2020
I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can tell when they’re standing too.

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