A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 10, 2019
“I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just doing nothing”

Many people believe that politicians don’t do a whole lot of work. “I used to sit around and do nothing all day. Then I got arrested for impersonating a politician” was posted on Twitter on August 8, 2014.

“I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician… I was just sitting around doing nothing” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 19, 2019.


Twitter
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@seeninthedeen
I used to sit around and do nothing all day.
Then I got arrested for impersonating a politician.
10:22 AM - 8 Aug 2014

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/FinalCaveat June 19, 2019
I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician…
I was just sitting around doing nothing.

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/[deleted] June 19, 2019
I was just sitting around doing nothing when I got arrested for impersonating a politician.

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician.
I was just sitting around doing nothing.
4:01 PM - 19 Jun 2019

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/FinalCaveat July 9, 2019
I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician…
I was just sitting around doing nothing.

Twitter
LaffGaff
@LaffGaff
I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician.
I was just sitting around doing nothing.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
5:12 PM - 10 Jul 2019

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Wednesday, July 10, 2019 • Permalink