The term “I can’t stand” (meaning “I hate”) usually doesn’t involve standing, but there are jokes.
   
“I can’t stand broken tripods” was posted on Twitter by Darren Walsh Puns on July 15, 2010. “I can’t stand broken tripods” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on August 4, 2022.
   
     
Wikipedia: Tripod
A tripod is a portable three-legged frame or stand, used as a platform for supporting the weight and maintaining the stability of some other object. The three-legged (triangular stance) design provides good stability against gravitational loads as well as horizontal shear forces, and better leverage for resisting tipping over due to lateral forces can be achieved by spreading the legs away from the vertical centre.
     
Twitter
Darren Walsh Puns
@DarrenWalshPuns
I can’t stand broken tripods. #win100
9:49 AM · Jul 15, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Darren Walsh Puns
@DarrenWalshPuns
I can’t stand broken tripods. #win100
6:29 AM · Aug 24, 2010·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
H Anthony Hildebrand
@hahildebrand
I can’t stand broken tripods.
8:04 AM · Jun 2, 2011·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Darren Walsh Puns
@DarrenWalshPuns
I can’t stand broken tripods. #dailypun #photography
@lewisbryan
5:45 AM · Sep 4, 2012·Twitter Web Client
     
Twitter
Simon, off of the Plastic Jeezus.
@TOther_Simon
I can’t stand broken tripods.
5:26 PM · Jul 16, 2013·Echofon
 
Twitter
Dan Bull
@itsDanBull
I can’t stand broken tripods
8:30 PM · Jun 14, 2016·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Jake N’ Bake
@ChimpoBaggins
I can’t stand broken tripods.
5:38 PM · Sep 1, 2019·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/TapiocaTuesday August 4, 2022
I can’t stand broken tripods