A blender joke is:
“I can’t tell if I like this blender. It keeps giving me mixed results.”
The joke was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on December 23, 2016.
Twitter
CJ Ramsey
@giraffrica
Did it end with mixed results?”@oh_napoleon: I just got into a fight with the blender.”
9:18 PM - 4 Sep 2011
Twitter
Daniel Edison
@DanielEdison_
I put my exam grades into a blender. Got mixed results.
12:14 PM - 10 Aug 2014
Twitter
Elle Oh Hell
@ElleOhHell
I got a new blender but I’ve been getting mixed results.
9:24 AM - 20 Aug 2015
Reddit—Dad Jokes
I can’t tell if I like this blender (self.dadjokes)
submitted December 23, 2016 by drawsprocket
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Twitter
Dad Jokes by dadbot
@dadbot2000
I can’t tell if I like this blender It keeps giving me mixed results.
4:17 AM - 23 Dec 2016
Twitter
pat(ayin moko pls)
@PatLed88
We got a blender for Christmas and I can’t tell if I like it or not
It keeps giving me mixed results
9:27 PM - 25 Dec 2016
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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