"I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast” is a jocular pizza saying that has been printed on several images. “I may not be able to turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast” was posted on Twitter on October 7, 2012.
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Bradley McKee
@bradleymckee
“@KiaraWoodss: I may not be able to turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast.” Amen!
8:22 AM - 7 Oct 2012
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Chelsea Maria
@coffee_pot_soul
I can’t turn water into wine but I can turn pizza into breakfast
9:31 AM - 10 Dec 2012
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carly 🕊
@malibucarly1
I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast.
9:51 PM - 10 Dec 2012
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PIZZA 🍕
@thepizzafacts
I can’t turn water into wine, but i can turn pizza into breakfast
1:27 AM - 29 Aug 2016
Me.Me
I CAN’T TURN WATER INTO WINE BUT I CAN TURN PIZZA INTO BREAKFAST MEME
DANK PIZZA WINE BREAKFAST 🤖 WINING
FOUND @ 83 LIKES ON 2017-01-24 13:22:37 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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