A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 18, 2021
“I couldn’t find a parking spot at work today, so I went home. Looks like they had enough people”

“I drove into work today but I couldn’t find a parking spot, so I turned around and went home” was posted on Twitter by kingsolomon2010 on November 18, 2010. “Couldn’t find a parking spot at work so I just came home #fuckit #notinthemood” was posted on Twitter by Erin Gibson on September 20, 2013.
   
“I Couldn’t Find A Parking Spot Today @ Work So I Went Home… #yallgotenoughpeople” was posted on Twitter by #1Mommy$$ (and many others) on November 20, 2019. “I Couldn’t Find A Parking Spot At Work. So I Went Home. Looks Like They Had Enough People” (shown on an image) was posted on FacebooK by Rolanza Darby later on November 20, 2019. The saying has been printed on many images.
   
       
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kingsolomon2010
@kingsolomon2010
I drove into work today but I couldn’t find a parking spot, so I turned around and went home.
#AcceptableStateWorkerExcusesForMissingWork
12:43 PM · Nov 18, 2010·Twitter for iPhone
 
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The Scammer’s Assisant
@Mr_PeR_fEcT
This! #IDIED! “@BruhMan_06thFlo: “Homie said he couldn’t find a parking spot at work so he went back home hahahah “”
9:32 PM · Aug 30, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
       
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Erin Gibson
@ErinGibson14
Couldn’t find a parking spot at work so I just came home #fuckit #notinthemood
11:28 AM · Sep 30, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
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❥ c a t e y c a t
@CateMarin
Couldn’t find a parking spot at work so I went home
11:36 AM · Aug 31, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
     
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#1Mommy$$
@SuckMyInk92
I Couldn’t Find A Parking Spot Today @ Work So I Went Home… #yallgotenoughpeople
8:40 AM · Nov 20, 2019·Facebook
 
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layydai
@layyydai
I remember I couldn’t find a parking spot at work so I went home… #yallgotenoughpeople
3:02 PM · Nov 20, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Rolanza Darby
November 20, 2019 at 3:14 PM ·
I wonder wht day imma use my Eto day. This a Great excuse
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I Couldn’t Find A Parking
Spot At Work. So I
Went Home. Looks Like
They Had Enough People.
     
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Bhang Khush
@Sonny_G_74
I Couldn’t Find A Parking Spot Today At Work. So I Went Home. Looked Like They Had Enough People.
9:22 PM · Nov 20, 2019·Facebook
   
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Thirtythr33
@Seleb77
I couldn’t find a parking spot today at work. So I went home, looked like they had enough people.
11:43 AM · Nov 21, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
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𝕊𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕙
@coolaid305
Couldn’t find a parking spot at work today so I went home looked like they had enough people today
1:01 PM · Nov 21, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Jose Franco
@mexipepe13
I couldn’t find a parking spot at work today.  So I went home.  Looked like they had enough people. LOL
The more you know…
@Cndoebelin
#legit #excuse #work #ups #preload #omaha #nebraska #peak #BRINGIT
4:16 PM · Nov 21, 2019·Twitter for Android
   
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Big Mike NYC
@MiaFins1
I Couldn’t find a parking spot today at work. So I went home. Looked like they had enough people.
6:05 AM · Jan 9, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
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Judi Boy
@JudiboyBaby
I couldn’t find a parking spot at work today…
So I went home.
Looks like they had enough people
12:23 PM · May 3, 2021·Twitter for Android