A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 17, 2020
“I couldn’t wait to go to university. But when I got there, it was just people from Earth”

A university does not have people from all over the universe, but there are jokes.

“I couldn’t wait to leave school and go to university. But when I got there, it was just people from Earth” was posted on Twitter by Dan J (and others) on January 19, 2015. Authorship is unknown; it possibly originated on the Sickipedia website.

The joke has been printed on an image.


Twitter
Dan J
@Djlond
I couldn’t wait to leave school and go to university.
But when I got there, it was just people from Earth.
12:42 AM · Jan 19, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Skyskape
@Skyskape
I couldn’t wait to leave school and go to university.
But when I got there, it was just people from Earth.
12:55 AM · Jan 19, 2015·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Si
@SimonbennBenn
I couldn’t wait to leave school and go to university.
But when I got there, it was just people from Earth. Thumbs down
1:55 AM · Jan 19, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I couldn’t wait to leave school and go to university.
But when I got there, it was just people from Earth.
#firstdayofschool
1:22 PM · Sep 5, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
I couldn’t wait to leave school and go to university.
But when I got there, it was just people from Earth.
3:34 PM · Jan 19, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
QT@Anon
@QTAnon1
I couldn’t wait to leave school and go to university.
But when I got there, it was just people from Earth.
3:43 AM · Jan 20, 2020·Twitter Web App

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Wednesday, June 17, 2020 • Permalink