A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 23, 2017
“I decided to cross the road, not because I’m brave, but because I’m chicken”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side” is a classic riddle from the 19th century. One version is:

“I decided to cross the road, not because I’m brave, but because I’m chicken.”

The joke was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on September 24, 2017.


Reddit—Oneliners
I decided to cross the road, not because I’m brave, but because I’m chicken. (self.oneliners)
submitted September 24, 2017 by wonliners

Twitter
Funny One Line Jokes‏
@lol1liners
I decided to cross the road, not because I’m brave, but because I’m chicken.
12:30 PM - 24 Sep 2017

Twitter
LOL Tweets™‏
@lolmgco
I decided to cross the road, not because I’m brave, but because I’m chicken.
1:32 PM - 24 Sep 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityStreets • Saturday, September 23, 2017 • Permalink