The saying “crunch the numbers” takes on a different meaning when cookies are shaped like numbers. “My favorite activity is making number shaped cookies and crackers because i really enjoy being able to crunch the numbers….......” was posted on Twitter by SHOCKAMANIA-BIZARREFUN - #WWG1WGA on July 25, 2017.
“I didn’t know how much cookies shaped like integers cost, but I crunched the numbers” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on July 2, 2020.
Twitter
Felix O’Shea
@felixoshea
Step One: Buy cookies shaped like numbers.
Step Two: ‘Crunch the numbers’.
Step Three: Claim your enormous accountancy fee.
10:33 AM · Jun 14, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
glo_stevens
@glo_stevens
Well, I crunched the numbers, and it looks like I’ve eaten this entire batch of number-shaped cookies I made.
10:12 AM · Jun 28, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
SHOCKAMANIA-BIZARREFUN - #WWG1WGA
@bizarrefun
my favorite activity is making number shaped cookies and crackers because i really enjoy being able to crunch the numbers….......
9:47 AM · Jul 25, 2017·Facebook
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/jokemachinegun July 2, 2020
I didn’t know how much cookies shaped like integers cost
But I crunched the numbers
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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