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Entry from March 10, 2020
“I didn’t think my son stole from his trig teacher until I saw his room. All the sines were there”

“I never wanted to believe that my dad stole from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there” is a now-classic pun. There are math versions ("all the sines were there") of the joke.

“How did they not know that maths teacher was going to run off with that girl? All the sines were there. http://bit.ly/UMnM1q” was posted on Twitter by GET LOLIFIED! (originally from the Sickipedia website) on September 27, 2012. “My wife has left me for a proffessor of trigonometry. I should have known, all the sines were there” was posted on Twitter by Jim Crowfoot on January 10, 2014.

“I didn’t think my son was stealing from his geometry teacher until I saw his room… All the sines were there” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 10, 2020.


Twitter
UberLaughs
@UberLaughs
#UberLaughs How did they not know that maths teacher was going to run off with that girl?
All the sines were there.
5:23 AM · Sep 27, 2012·IFTTT

Twitter
GET LOLIFIED!
@TheLOLWorld
[JOKE] How did they not know that maths teacher was going to run off with that girl?
All the sines were there. http://bit.ly/UMnM1q
5:26 AM · Sep 27, 2012·IFTTT

Twitter
Jim Crowfoot
@CrowfootJim
My wife has left me for a proffessor of trigonometry. I should have known, all the sines were there.
1:20 PM · Jan 10, 2014·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Ethan Frazable
@efrazable
We could tell she was taking the trigonometric function keys off the calculators. When we looked in her locker, all the sines were there.
3:12 PM · Feb 3, 2014·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Bryant
@evilplasticfork
A father didn’t want to believe his son was doing trigonometry homework but when he entered his room all the sines were there.
3:33 PM · Jun 8, 2015 from Kingston, Ontario·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Bryant
@evilplasticfork
She didn’t want to believe her husband was obsessed with trigonometry, but when she looked at his notebook, all the sines were there.
10:51 AM · Nov 7, 2015·TweetDeck

Twitter
Chuck Schwarz
@Chuck_Schwarz
I didn’t want to admit that my friend was addicted to trigonometry.
But sure enough, all the sines were there.
9:29 AM · Dec 9, 2015·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Bryant
@evilplasticfork
John didn’t want to believe his son was doing geometry on his own, but he saw his notebook and all the sines were there.
1:10 PM · Apr 20, 2016 from Kingston, Ontario·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
James Baker
@JB_MusicComic
I didn’t realise my housemate was obsessed with trigonometry but when I got home all the sines were there #1PUN
7:45 AM · Mar 30, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Bryant
@evilplasticfork
I never wanted to believe my friend was obsessed with trigonometry. But went I went to visit him one day, all the sines were there.
5:24 PM · Feb 16, 2018·TweetDeck

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/thomasbrakeline March 10, 2020
I didn’t think my son was stealing from his geometry teacher until I saw his room…
All the sines were there.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Tuesday, March 10, 2020 • Permalink