“I don’t always drink water, but when I do, it’s coffee” is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. One image involves “The Most Interesting Man in the World” advertisements, a parody of, “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.”
 
“I don’t always drink water.  But when I do, I make sure it’s infused with ground @Starbucks coffee beans” was posted on Twitter by Russell Etherton on April 8, 2012. “I don’t always drink water, but when I do it brews my coffee” was posted on Twitter by ʎpoɔ on November 26, 2014. “I don’t always drink water, but when I do, it’s coffee. Camera @littleblackpearls” was posted on Twitter by 12oz on July 28, 2016.
 
“I don’t always drink water, but when I do, it’s coffee” was posted on Facebook by Silver Bridge Coffee Company on April 20, 2017. “I don’t always drink water, but when I do it’s coffee” was posted on Twitter by Death Wish Coffee on February 10, 2018.
 
“‘I don’t always drink water, but when I do it’s filtered water. Through my coffeemaker. It’s coffee. I’m drinking coffee.’ Courtesy of @deathwishcoffee” was posted on Twitter by Michelle Ponce Mazuros on March 20, 2019. “I don’t always drink water, but when I do it’s filtered water. Through my coffee maker. It’s coffee. I’m drinking coffee” was posted on Twitter by Death Wish Coffee on January 11, 2020.
 
       
Twitter
Russell Etherton
@retherton87
I don’t always drink water.  But when I do, I make sure it’s infused with ground @Starbucks coffee beans.
6:23 PM · Apr 8, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
ʎpoɔ
@ProbablyPosh
I don’t always drink water, but when I do it brews my coffee
2:59 PM · Nov 26, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
12oz
@12ounceapp
I don’t always drink water, but when I do, it’s coffee. Camera @littleblackpearls
5:58 PM · Jul 28, 2016·Zapier.com
     
Facebook
Silver Bridge Coffee Company
April 20, 2017 at 11:31 AM ·
Time for Silver Bridge Coffee Company to give away a FREE bag of coffee or box of our 100% recyclable Kups for your Keurig. All you have to do is “like” or comment on this post. We will choose one fan at random on Friday. Make sure you tag your friends and family so that they have a chance to win. Just a little mid week Facebook fun. Happy Thursday everyone.
(The below text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
I don’t aways
drink water,
but when I do,
it’s coffee.
 
Twitter
BEAN VOYAGE
@beanvoyageph
I don’t always drink water but when I do, it’s coffee.
8:09 PM · May 17, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
     
Facebook
Death Wish Coffee Company
October 29, 2017 at 1:00 PM ·
I don’t always drink water, but when I do, it’s coffee.
 
Twitter
World’s Okay-est Mum
@MotherAustralia
I don’t always drink water, but when I do, it’s coffee.
8:16 AM · Jan 10, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Death Wish Coffee
@DeathWishCoffee
I don’t always drink water, but when I do it’s coffee.
9:00 AM · Feb 10, 2018·Hootsuite
 
Twitter
coffee folk
@coffeefoIk
I don’t always drink water, but when I do it’s coffee.
12:26 PM · Feb 10, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Michelle Ponce Mazuros
@MichelleMazuros
“I don’t always drink water, but when I do it’s filtered water. Through my coffeemaker. It’s coffee. I’m drinking coffee.” Courtesy of @deathwishcoffee
#deathwishcoffee #deathbeforedecaf… https://instagram.com/p/BvObQmWhU2g/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=1dlt2k1ouq54g
5:39 AM · Mar 20, 2019 from St Petersburg, FL·Instagram
   
Twitter
Death Wish Coffee
@DeathWishCoffee
Pro tip: coffee in your water filter
(The below text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I don’t always drink water, but when I do it’s filtered water. Through my coffee maker. It’s coffee. I’m drinking coffee.
10:00 AM · Jan 11, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter
Coffee Quotes
@DoILoveCoffee
#coffee
(The below text is shown on a sign board.—ed.)
I DON’T ALWAYS
DRINK WATER,
BUT WHEN I DO,
IT’S COFFEE.
8:38 AM · Feb 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
El Arroyo
@ElArroyo_ATX
Ranch “water” also applicable
(The below text is shown on the restaurant’s sign.—ed.)
I DON’T ALWAYS
DRINK WATER
BUT WHEN IT DO
IT’S COFFEE
1:28 PM · Jan 6, 2021·IFTTT