A joke about fat free milk was posted on Twitter by Krunal Sagan o August 27, 2010:
“I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues like models and actresses.”
“I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues”—the slightly shorter, popular form of the saying—was posted on Twitter on August 28, 2010.
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Krunal Sagan
@krunalsagan
I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues like models and actresses.
10:18 PM - 27 Aug 2010
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Andrew Prince
@AndrewPrince
I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.
2:21 AM - 28 Aug 2010 from Wakefield, England
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Kam
@ShishaWorld
I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.
3:40 AM - 28 Aug 2010
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I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.
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@BadJokeCat
I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.
1:52 PM - 11 Sep 2014
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I never buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues
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Doretta _Fortes
@Doretta_Fortes
I don’t buy fat-free milk because I don’t want to encourage cows with negative body image issues.
11:42 PM - 3 Sep 2016
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