A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 30, 2018
“I don’t exercise. It makes me spill my coffee”

I don’t exercise. It makes my coffee spill” (or “I don’t exercise. It makes me spill my coffee") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “Maxine’s words 4 the day: I don’t exercise. It makes my coffee spill” was posted on Twitter by Keta Diablo on July 1, 2009. The coffee saying possibly originated from a Maxine illustration from Hallmark.

“I don’t exercise...it makes me spill my coffee” was posted on Twitter by Leann G. Poff on November 1, 2011.


Twitter
Keta Diablo
@ketadiablo
Maxine’s words 4 the day: I don’t exercise. It makes my coffee spill.
5:07 PM - 1 Jul 2009

Twitter
J T
@Lush_Well
HILARIOUS QUOTE OF THE DAY: “I don’t exercise because it makes my coffee spill.” lolgasm.
7:44 PM - 25 Aug 2009

Twitter
Wendy Bissonnette
@Havasuwendy
I just love Maxine and as I get older I can relate---"I don’t exercise because it makes my coffee spill!”
3:51 PM - 4 Sep 2009

Google Books
Up, Up, Over the Hill & Beyond
By Tony Barone
Lulu Press (Lulu.com)
2011
Pg. 87:
I don’t exercise! It makes my coffee spill.

Twitter
Leann G. Poff
@Leannpoff
I don’t exercise...it makes me spill my coffee.
9:37 PM - 1 Nov 2011 from Kentucky, USA

Twitter
Dana Clover
@TxCloverAngel
I DON’T EXERCISE!! ...It makes me spill my coffee!
7:25 AM - 25 Feb 2012

Twitter
Melissajplum
@MelissaJPlum
Rottenecards - I don’t exercise. It makes me spill my coffee. http://fb.me/JC0aUqF1
10:12 AM - 20 May 2013

Twitter
Hagop Melkonian
@Hagopig3
I don’t exercise...it makes my coffee spill 😉 @DDlebanon
1:35 PM - 4 Jul 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Monday, July 30, 2018 • Permalink