A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 26, 2017
“I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today”

"I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today” (meaning that it’s a tough, disagreeable day) is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. “I swear to the devil there is not enough coffee or middle fingers to go around this am” was posted on Twitter on July 9, 2012.

“I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today. Happy FUCK it Friday!!” was posted on Twitter on August 24, 2012.


Twitter
ℳaria ℳelendez‏
@mcm0720
@VZFiOSNJ I swear to the devil there is not enough coffee or middle fingers to go around this am - on hold 4ever then all drops FUCK U!
6:46 AM - 9 Jul 2012

Twitter
CandyPants™‏
@suzieQ0007
There wasn’t enough coffee or middle fingers to make this a good day.
6:40 PM - 30 Jul 2012

Twitter
Pfunk-the original‏
@Gluonsrule
@AmbrosiaX and this: Rottenecards - There just isn’t enough coffee or middle fingers for this day! http://www.rottenecards.com/card/6601/there-just-isnt-enough-coffee … via @Rottenecards
6:18 PM - 6 Aug 2012

Twitter
Mariflor Cruz‏
@MCruzerBruzer
I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today. Happy FUCK it Friday!! http://instagr.am/p/OuVYrCijXC/
3:18 PM - 24 Aug 2012

Twitter
Emily Johnson‏
@johnson_emily12
I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers to get through this Monday
6:53 AM - 18 Feb 2013

Twitter
Luke Wessels‏
@LukeWessels
I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.
7:44 AM - 18 Feb 2013

Twitter
Lisa Heng‏
@lisa_heng
I don’t have enough middle fingers or coffee to get me through this day right now #goodmorning
10:39 AM - 6 Mar 2013

Twitter
Rachel♡‏
@Rachel__Irene
I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today.
10:13 AM - 14 May 2013

Facebook
Rad
September 22, 2016 ·
I don’t think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for today 😌
Fuck off → goo.gl/343Bgg

Barista Life
Barista Life’s Top 117 Coffee Quotes
Posted on Mar 16, 2017 by Barista Life
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109. I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today
- Unknown

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, March 26, 2017 • Permalink