“I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today” (meaning that it’s a tough, disagreeable day) is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. “I swear to the devil there is not enough coffee or middle fingers to go around this am” was posted on Twitter on July 9, 2012.
“I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today. Happy FUCK it Friday!!” was posted on Twitter on August 24, 2012.
Twitter
ℳaria ℳelendez
@mcm0720
@VZFiOSNJ I swear to the devil there is not enough coffee or middle fingers to go around this am - on hold 4ever then all drops FUCK U!
6:46 AM - 9 Jul 2012
Twitter
CandyPants™
@suzieQ0007
There wasn’t enough coffee or middle fingers to make this a good day.
6:40 PM - 30 Jul 2012
Twitter
Pfunk-the original
@Gluonsrule
@AmbrosiaX and this: Rottenecards - There just isn’t enough coffee or middle fingers for this day! http://www.rottenecards.com/card/6601/there-just-isnt-enough-coffee … via @Rottenecards
6:18 PM - 6 Aug 2012
Twitter
Mariflor Cruz
@MCruzerBruzer
I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today. Happy FUCK it Friday!! http://instagr.am/p/OuVYrCijXC/
3:18 PM - 24 Aug 2012
Twitter
Emily Johnson
@johnson_emily12
I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers to get through this Monday
6:53 AM - 18 Feb 2013
Twitter
Luke Wessels
@LukeWessels
I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.
7:44 AM - 18 Feb 2013
Twitter
Lisa Heng
@lisa_heng
I don’t have enough middle fingers or coffee to get me through this day right now #goodmorning
10:39 AM - 6 Mar 2013
Twitter
Rachel♡
@Rachel__Irene
I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today.
10:13 AM - 14 May 2013
Facebook
Rad
September 22, 2016 ·
I don’t think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for today 😌
Fuck off → goo.gl/343Bgg
Barista Life
Barista Life’s Top 117 Coffee Quotes
Posted on Mar 16, 2017 by Barista Life
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109. I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today
- Unknown
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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