A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 04, 2017
“I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life”

"I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life” is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary” was posted on Twitter on August 23, 2011. “I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life” was posted on Twitter on June 29, 2012.


Twitter
Shane‏
@shanethevein
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee.
Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary.
9:30 AM - 23 Aug 2011

Twitter
Samii.  🖕‏
@InSamiity
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary.
7:04 AM - 2 May 2012

Twitter
CandyPants™‏
@suzieQ0007
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.
8:05 AM - 29 Jun 2012

Twitter
OtherDesigns‏
@otherdesigns
RT @lLoveCoffee: I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.
5:21 AM - 6 Jul 2012

Twitter
FunnyOneLiners‏
@Funnyoneliners
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary.
4:51 AM - 14 Feb 2015

Facebook
Epic Statuses
May 22, 2015 ·
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary.

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary.
10:32 AM - 17 Jul 2015

Sizzle
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’D DO WITHOUT COFFEE PROBABLY TWENTY FIVE TO LIFE IN THE STATE PENITENTIARY WORD ~LISA~ MEME
LIFE MEMES COFFEE WORD THE STATE 🤖 LISA KNOWING PROBABILITY FIVE I DONT KNOW PENITENTIARY PROBABLE STATE WITHOUT COFFEE
FOUND @ 17 LIKES ON 2016-11-02 22:29:36 BY SIZZLE
SOURCE: FACEBOOK

Reddit—Jokes
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee…
submitted January 5, 2017 by blackbrandt
Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, April 04, 2017 • Permalink