“I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life” is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary” was posted on Twitter on August 23, 2011. “I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life” was posted on Twitter on June 29, 2012.
Twitter
Shane
@shanethevein
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee.
Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary.
9:30 AM - 23 Aug 2011
Twitter
Samii. 🖕
@InSamiity
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary.
7:04 AM - 2 May 2012
Twitter
CandyPants™
@suzieQ0007
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.
8:05 AM - 29 Jun 2012
Twitter
OtherDesigns
@otherdesigns
RT @lLoveCoffee: I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.
5:21 AM - 6 Jul 2012
Twitter
FunnyOneLiners
@Funnyoneliners
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary.
4:51 AM - 14 Feb 2015
Facebook
Epic Statuses
May 22, 2015 ·
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary.
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary.
10:32 AM - 17 Jul 2015
Sizzle
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’D DO WITHOUT COFFEE PROBABLY TWENTY FIVE TO LIFE IN THE STATE PENITENTIARY WORD ~LISA~ MEME
LIFE MEMES COFFEE WORD THE STATE 🤖 LISA KNOWING PROBABILITY FIVE I DONT KNOW PENITENTIARY PROBABLE STATE WITHOUT COFFEE
FOUND @ 17 LIKES ON 2016-11-02 22:29:36 BY SIZZLE
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Reddit—Jokes
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee…
submitted January 5, 2017 by blackbrandt
Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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