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Entry from October 13, 2019
“I don’t mind if you’re pansexual, just stay away from my cookware”

"Pansexual” has nothing to do with pans, but there are jokes. “‘Pansexual?’ What are ya gonna do, fry someone’s balls in a skillet?” was posted on the newsgroup pnw.personals on June 27, 1998. “Wtf do you thing Pansexual means? I have a thing for cookware?” was posted on Twitter by James the Elder on August 20, 2009.

“I don’t mind if you’re pansexual, just stay away from my cookware” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on October 12, 2019.


Wikipedia: Pansexuality
Pansexuality, or omnisexuality, is the sexual, romantic or emotional attraction towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity. Pansexual people may refer to themselves as gender-blind, asserting that gender and sex are not determining factors in their romantic or sexual attraction to others.

Google Groups: pnw.personals
Now I’ve head everything...COOKWARE? (Re: 503 PDX Pansexual Fetish
David K. Wilkins
6/27/98
(...)
“Pansexual?”
What are ya gonna do, fry someone’s balls in a skillet?

Twitter
mrizek
@mrizek
I just ran across a word I’d kind of forgotten: pansexual. This is a love of Zamfir’s cookware, as I recall… a special kind of love.
5:04 PM · Aug 11, 2008·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
James the Elder 🧙‍♂️
@saynine
@FangsDripSugar Wtf do you thing Pansexual means? I have a thing for cookware? lol
6:55 PM · Aug 20, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Rachael ⌘
@rachaelp95
RT @nueva_voz: If you are pansexual, stay away from my cookware. #lulz
10:35 PM · Oct 3, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
P.O. Nobody
@pissedoffnobody
When someone says they are pansexual, I just roll my eyes and tell them to stay away from my cookware and… http://tmblr.co/ZKwYDwtjmoX7
9:30 PM · Aug 30, 2013·Tumblr

Twitter
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster
📈 ‘Pansexual’ is still on top and your joke about cookware is still hack.
Trending: Janelle Monáe Out As ‘Pansexual’
Lookups rise 11,000% after Rolling Stone interview
merriam-webster.com
5:09 PM · Apr 27, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Fatherfuckin’ Tartin’
@Tartine_Aubry
“My son’s pansexual.
- Oh I’ve heard of that. I know what that is. That’s cookware fetish.”
4:11 AM · Sep 26, 2019·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/jtrier1 October 12, 2019
I don’t mind if you’re pansexual, just stay away from my cookware.

Twitter
Kids and life hacks
@guys_and
I don’t mind if you’re pansexual, just stay away from my cookware.
3:22 PM · Oct 12, 2019·IFTTT

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, October 13, 2019 • Permalink