A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 08, 2022
“I don’t need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around…”

"I don’t need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand” (or “I don’t need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around and slap the unhealthy foods out of my hand") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The different versions of the saying probably all originated on images, such as ecards by Someecards.

“RT @lizbt: Seriously, I need to hire someone to just hang around me constantly and slap food out of my hand. - I Agree!  http://is.gd/r9Rn” was posted on Twitter by Amit Cohen on April 7, 2009. “I have a new plan for eating less/ better: hire someone to slap food out of my hand when I dont need to eat. haha” was posted on Twitter by Maggie Sherwood on May 20, 2010.

“I don’t need a personal trainer I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand” was posted on Twitter by Emily Wetzel on June 4, 2013. “I don’t need a personal trainer, I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand and say ‘no! eat a carrot!’” was posted on Twitter by RoxieCat on August 29, 2014. “I don’t need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand” was posted on Facebook by MY CRAZY WORLD on July 8, 2022.

“I don’t need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy foods out of my hand” was posted on Twitter by b r i t t n y on November 11, 2013. “I don’t need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy foods out of my hand” (shown on an ecard by Someecards) was posted on Twitter by brad johnson on January 10, 2014. “I don’t need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around and slap the unhealthy foods out of my hand” (shown on a different ecard by Someecards) was posted on Twitter by GutGeek on January 5, 2018.


Twitter
Amit Cohen
@amitcme
RT @lizbt: Seriously, I need to hire someone to just hang around me constantly and slap food out of my hand. - I Agree!  http://is.gd/r9Rn
4:12 AM · Apr 7, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Sasha
@SashaSoViolent
I need @dannywood to move in with me.run with me every morning, slap food out of my hand and keep me working out...Please? lol
10:53 PM · Jun 9, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Maggie Sherwood
@mshers
I have a new plan for eating less/ better: hire someone to slap food out of my hand when I dont need to eat. haha
10:04 AM · May 20, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
LORENA
@Lorrena_Lion
i need to hire a trainer and someone to walk around wit me all day n slap food out of my hand :D
3:28 AM · Jun 15, 2011·twicca

Twitter
Kelly
@klyn49
If anybody sees me trying to shove unhealthy food in my face or meals in excessive portions, kindly slap it out of my hand. Thank you. #PSA
12:06 PM · Jul 24, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
#BCB
@Bicoastal_Bitch
I wish I could pay someone to slap food out of my hand when I try and put it in my mouth #FoodSlapper #FatGirlAtHeart #BCB
9:36 PM · Apr 30, 2012·Twitter for Android

Twitter
flip
@y0itzflip
✋RT @sam_rockk: I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand. Unless its salad, fruit or these dang pretzel chips. 😨
1:38 PM · Jul 10, 2012·Echofon

Twitter
Lashelle curry
@LashelleXcurry
I need to hire a person to follow me around and slap food out of my hand 🍩🍮🍰🍦🍟🍔🍺🍕🍤🍝🙅
3:25 PM · Dec 17, 2012·Echofon

Twitter
Emily Wetzel
@EmilyWetzel
I don’t need a personal trainer I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand
7:29 PM · Jun 4, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Anddreaa
@almbrdi3
I don’t need a personal trainer, I only need someone to follow me around and slap the unhealthy food out of my hand
4:21 PM · Nov 7, 2013 from Memphis, TN·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Jamie Kincaid
@jamkin74
I don’t need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy foods out of my hand.
11:58 AM · Nov 11, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
b r i t t n y
@briiitttny
I don’t need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy foods out of my hand.
8:01 PM · Nov 11, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
opossumus prime
@randompotato84
I don’t need a personal trainer, I need a person to slap food out of my hand
7:47 PM · Nov 29, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
The Mean Gay
@imthemeangay
I don’t need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy foods out of my hand.
2:15 PM · Dec 26, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
brad johnson
@brad_s_johnson
I don’t need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around n slap unhealthy foods out of my hand
(The saying is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
10:56 AM · Jan 10, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
RoxieCat
@PortzenPortzen
I don’t need a personal trainer, I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand and say ‘no! eat a carrot!’
2:26 PM · Aug 29, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Mariah
@__glazeddonut
If you slap perfectly unhealthy food out of my hand, we’re fighting.
("I don’t need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy foods out of my hand” is shown on an ecard by Someecards. - -ed.)
11:18 PM · Oct 3, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Waverly Stephens
@waverlyrs
“I don’t need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand”
3:48 PM · Mar 16, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Brenna Otts
@BrennaOtts
Instead of hiring a personal trainer I need to hire someone to just slap food out of my hand
2:32 PM · Nov 12, 2015·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
felisha jammel
@fleaskeys
I don’t need a personal trainer. I need someone to stand in my kitchen and slap food out of my hand every time it’s not a fruit or vegetable
12:45 AM · Mar 19, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
GutGeek
@TheGutGeek
‘I don’t need a personal trainer so much as I need someone to follow me around and slap the unhealthy foods out of my hand’ 😝🙄😖 Is that you sometimes? 🙊
(This is also shown on an ecard by Someecards.—ed.)
#guthealing #microbiome #weightloss #mentalhealth #autoimmune
10:40 AM · Jan 5, 2018·SmarterQueue

Twitter
Shafeeq
@Y2SHAF
i need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand
3:04 PM · Mar 4, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Crac⚡ked
@a_simpl_man
Now hiring - someone to slap food out of my hand before I can eat it.
9:14 AM · May 18, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
dowehave2
@dowehave2_tx
Replying to @kimKBaltimore
If I had her money, I could pay people to slap food out of my hand~Kathleen Madigeen
11:53 PM · May 26, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
WTF
@WTF_64whocares
I don’t need a personal trainer.
I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand.
11:43 AM · Jul 12, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Big Mike NYC 🇺🇸
@MiaFins1
I don’t need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and slap food out of my hand.
11:38 AM · May 1, 2022·Twitter for Android

Facebook
MY CRAZY WORLD
July 8, 2022 at 8:01 PM ·
I don’t need a
personal trainer.
I need someone to
follow me around
and slap food
out of my hand.

Posted by Barry Popik
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