“I don’t need a stable relationship. All I need is a stable internet connection”

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Entry from July 18, 2017

“I don’t need a stable relationship. All I need is a stable internet connection”

“I don’t need a stable relationship. All I need is a stable internet connection” is an internet saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 18, 2011.

Twitter
Lisa Maassen‏
@lisamaassen
RT @Robinskillz: RT @FKU_: I don’t need a stable relationship, I just need a stable internet connection.
2:20 PM - 18 Oct 2011

Twitter
Matina Iriotakis‏
@matinaaxo
I don’t need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection #itstrue
4:37 PM - 18 Oct 2011

Twitter
@xlovema
RT @Robinskillz: RT @Fku_: I don’t need a stable relationship, I just need a stable internet connection.
4:48 PM - 18 Oct 2011

WeKnowMemes
I Dont Need A Stable Relationship All I Need Is A Stable Internet Connection
– FEBRUARY 18, 2012
POSTED IN: MEMES, PICS
i dont need a stable relationshipI don’t need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection. Amirite? ecard

Funny Status
I don’t need a stable relationship, all I need is…
May 19, 2013 Computer Status Updates
I don’t need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection.

Twitter
Not Will Ferrell‏
@itsWillyFerrell
I don’t need a stable relationship, I need a stable internet connection.
10:00 PM - 18 Mar 2014

Me.Me
I DON’T NEED A STABLE RELATIONSHIP ALL I NEED IS A STABLE INTERNET CONNECTION 🙃🙃🙃 MEME
INTERNET MEMES 🤖 ALL INTERNETS RELATIONSHIP A STABLE RELATIONSHIP ALL I NEED STABLE NEED DONT I NEED I DONT
FOUND @ 423 LIKES ON 2017-04-20 03:24:00 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: INSTAGRAM

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
I don’t need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection.
4:15 PM - 17 Jul 2017

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