A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from April 10, 2021
“I don’t need sex because the government fucks me every day”

"I don’t need sex. The government fucks/screws me every day” is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been put on T-shirts since at least February 2009.

“I DON’T NEED SEX,THE GOVERMEN FUCK ME EVERDAY” was posted on Twitter by Chikang on February 18, 2009. “I don’t need sex, the government fucks me every day” was posted on Twitter by Signis Vāvere on February 25, 2009. “I don’t need sex, the government fucks me every day!” was posted on Twitter by vinwat later on February 25, 2009. “I don’t need sex, because the government fucks me every day” was posted on Twitter by Terry Tai on July 14, 2009.

“‘i don’t need sex; the government screws me every day’ seen on a t-shirt” was posted on Twitter by Chris P Dunn on February 26, 2009. “ T-shirt of the week: ‘I DON’T NEED SEX; The gov screws me everyday’” was posted on Twitter by Konstantinos on March 17, 2009. “I don’t need sex the goverment screws me everyday” was posted on Twitter by Dale McKay on April 17, 2009. “I don’t need sex because the government screws me over everyday!” was posted on Twitter by Michael Clark on March 23, 2012. “Just saw a shirt that said ‘I dont need sex because the government screws me every day’” was posted on Twitter by Lin Morris on June 25, 2012.

“I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government” is a related saying.


Twitter
Chikang
@Staleychiang
RT @finhiny: I DON’T NEED SEX,THE GOVERMEN FUCK ME EVERDAY http://tinyurl.com/dbvkwy 這個確實可以搞一件來穿...
Translated from Chinese by Google
RT @finhiny: I DON’T NEED SEX,THE GOVERMEN FUCK ME EVERDAY http :// tinyurl.com/dbvkwy This one can indeed be worn…
1:26 PM · Feb 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Signis Vāvere
@signis_vavere
I don’t need sex, the government fucks me every day - http://blog.broka.lv/lifti
2:32 AM · Feb 25, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
vinwat
@vinwat
I don’t need sex, the government fucks me every day!
3:58 PM · Feb 25, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Chris P Dunn
@crispyfried
“i don’t need sex; the government screws me every day” seen on a t-shirt.
1:39 PM · Feb 26, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Christian Koch
@christian_koch_
RT slith76: Mein neues Lieblings-T-Shirt “I don’t need Sex - The Government fucks me every day” http://i40.tinypic.com/2eziuzt.jpg
3:20 PM · Mar 2, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Konstantinos
@kkasekas
oops. T-shirt of the week: “I DON’T NEED SEX; The gov screws me everyday
11:52 AM · Mar 17, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
John Paul Liberal
@Jliberal
T-shirt ReTweet: I don’t need sex.... the goverment f*cks me everyday.....  hahaha
3:29 PM · Mar 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Dale McKay
@hiphopgrandpa
I don’t need sex the goverment screws me everyday
8:41 AM · Apr 17, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Say blink At Door
@182spain
i don’t need sex - the government fuck me every day
12:38 PM · Apr 17, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Terry Tai
@poshboytl
Replying to @eiffelqiu
@eiffelqiu 经历了这次封杀.... 我又想起了那句经典的话"I don’t need sex, because the government fucks me every day.” 好久我一定把它印在我T恤上....
9:48 PM · Jul 14, 2009·Twitter Web Client

31 July 2009, BBC Monitoring European (London, UK), “Croatian PM asks media not to insult government:”
The photographer in question came to the government session with a T- shirt which read, in English, ‘I don’t need sex, the government f.... me every day’.

Google Groups: nl.politiek
‘I don’t need sex, the government fucks me every day
bozweb
Jul 31, 2009, 7:29:34 AM
Cameraman ontslagen door T-shirt
ZAGREB - Een cameraman bij RTL-Kroati� is onder druk van de nieuwe
Kroatische premier Jadranka Kosor op staande voet ontslagen wegens een
tekst op zijn T-shirt. Bij opnames tijdens een kabinetszitting droeg
Ivan Cvirn een T-shirt met het opschrift ‘I don’t need sex, the
government fucks me every day’

Twitter
Laya
@layamaria
(LOL) RP @fritz Boss’ statement shirt tomorrow will read:"I don’t need sex because the government fucks me eve… http://plurk.com/p/1rsrbk
2:47 AM · Sep 1, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Google Groups: rec.crafts.metalworking
I’m done .........
Larry Jaques
Nov 29, 2009, 11:39:22 PM
(...)
I received an email this morning with a picture of a shirt in it.
It said

I don’t need sex.
The government f*cks me every day.

Twitter
shell hwayu
@yu2395
I don’t need sex, because the government fucks me everyday.
11:10 PM · Apr 7, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Michael Clark
@mjclark480
I don’t need sex because the government screws me over everyday!
12:57 AM · Mar 23, 2012·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
Skipper
@steveandre13
I don’t need sex because the government screws me everyday!
7:21 AM · Jun 9, 2012·Microsoft

Twitter
Lin Morris
@linmorris2
Just saw a shirt that said “I dont need sex because the government screws me every day.” #keepitclassymichigan
10:15 AM · Jun 25, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Google Books
The Education of Nia Simone Bijou
By Eric Jerome Dickey
New York, NY: Penguin Books
2013
Pg. ?:
“I don’t need sex. The government fucks me every day.”

Google Books
Before You:
Sex on the Beach trilogy

By Jenna Bennett
Toronto, ON: Magpie Ink
2014
Pg. 35:
Speaking of T-shirts—not that I had been—Ty’s was white today. With black letters. I don’t need sex. The government fucks me every day.

Google Books
Title I Don’t Need Sex the Government Screws Me Everyday
Author James Anderson
Edition illustrated
Publisher Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp Print Us, 2018
ISBN 1790290228, 9781790290222
Length 100 pages

Google Books
Title I Don T Need Sex the Government Fucks Me Everyday Funny: Notebook Planner - Undated Daily Planner Journal, to Do List Notebook, Daily Organizer, 6x9 Inch, 110 Pages
Author Angela GARCIA
Publisher Independently Published, 2020
ISBN 9798569291465
Length 110 pages

Twitter
Chris Titus Tech
@christitustech
Replying to @gardiner_bryant
My favorite bumper sticker I saw driving to work. “I don’t need sex, the government screws me everyday” lol.
7:50 PM · Dec 22, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
No Mods, No Mayors
@NuAccountWhoDis
Just saw a car that had on its bumper from left to right a sticker that said “I don’t need sex, the government fucks me every day”, a Bernie 2020 sticker, and a Yang sticker.
3:45 PM · Jan 17, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
𝐝𝐮𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚
@rocknrosie_
I don’t need sex, the government fucks me every single day
8:40 PM · Mar 9, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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