The Big Apple: “I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something”

A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.

Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.

Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.

Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.

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Entry from January 15, 2017

“I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something”

Entry in progress—B.P.

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Steve Mazepa
‏@zepadeedoodah
Stairs are always up to something…
10:20 PM - 4 Aug 2011

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Negrito Cobblepot
‏@tiptopstop
Why can’t you trust stairs? **funny** RT @zepadeedoodah: Stairs are always up to something…
10:44 PM - 4 Aug 2011

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Desmond jacobs
‏@desmondmarica
I don’t trust stairs they always up to something
2:20 PM - 28 Aug 2011

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Terry Oh
‏@tattooedrobot
I dont trust stairs...they’re always up to something.
10:23 PM - 31 Jan 2013

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Shiv Rattan
‏@shivrattan12
I don’t trust stairs… They’re always up to something.
11:39 AM - 6 Apr 2013

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Bad Dad Jokes
‏@baddadjokes
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
#dadjokes
4:01 AM - 13 Apr 2016

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