“I don’t trust trees. They’re shady” is a pun that has been printed on several images.
     
“RT @LateUpdate You can’t trust trees. Don’t ask why; there’s just something shady about them. #fb” was posted on Twitter by Brenda Carrasco on September 26, 2009. “I don’t trust trees. They’re too shady” was posted on Twitter by John H. Carroll on March 22, 2011.
 
         
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Brenda Carrasco
@DoctoredDesigns
RT @LateUpdate You can’t trust trees. Don’t ask why; there’s just something shady about them. #fb
4:00 PM · Sep 26, 2009·Twitter Web Client
 
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Leslie Butiong
@ohlesliedidwhat
i never trust trees, theyre too shady.
10:06 PM · Jan 28, 2011·Twitter Web Client
   
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John H. Carroll
@kookoo88
I don’t trust trees. They’re too shady.
4:57 PM · Mar 22, 2011·Twitter SMS
 
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maxnosleeves
@maxnosleeves
You can’t trust trees - they’re really shady
12:50 PM · Mar 20, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Pia
@ScruffyPia
Can’t trust trees.
Shady as fuck.
1:22 AM · Jan 8, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
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karanbir singh
@karanbirtinna
I don’t trust trees. They’re shady.
Haha! I’ll leaf.
10:48 PM · May 28, 2018·Twitter for Android
       
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/meltedpickless July 31, 2018
I dont trust trees…
They seem kinda shady
 
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Ian Coldwater Package
@IanColdwater
Don’t trust trees.
They’re shady.
1:18 PM · Aug 1, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
     
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ChickenChezSandwich April 24, 2019
I dont trust trees. They seem… shady
*cries of laughter
 
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@Lavish_Fixation
Obligatory Dad Jokes:
You shouldn’t trust stairs, they’re always up to something.
You can’t trust trees either, they’re shady.
7:33 PM · Jul 20, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/katiebear716 June 3, 2020
Why shouldn’t you trust trees?
because they’re shady af
COMMENTS
weeb_noodles753
I thought the joke was ‘‘they always commit treeson’’ before viewing this