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Entry from December 06, 2021
“I don’t watch Fox News for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet”

"I don’t watch [CNN/Fox News] for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “I don’t watch [CNN/Fox News] for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet” has also been printed on many images.

“‘I don’t watch network television for the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet’ #maybeclean #whychanceit #funny #quoteoftheweek” was posted on Twitter by Tyler Bridges on January 22, 2014.

“I DON’T WATCH FOX NEWS FOR THE SAME REASON I DON’T EAT OUT OF THE TOILET” (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by JimmyBear on May 1, 2015. “I don’t watch FAUX NOISE for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet” was posted on Twitter by Frank McMahon on May 2, 2015. “I don’t watch .@FoxNews for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet” (also shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by David Phillips on May 3, 2015.

“I don’t watch Fox News for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet” was posted on Twitter by John Rambo on June 14, 2015. “I don’t watch Fox for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet” was posted on Twitter by Tom Booker on July 6, 2016. “I don’t watch Fox for the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet” was posted on Twitter by Deportable 419 on October 26, 2016.

“THE REASON I DON’T WATCH CNN IS FOR THE SAME REASON I DON’T EAT OUT OF THE TOILET” was posted on Twitter by CHILD OF GOD on August 27, 2017. “I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet” was posted on Twitter by NAM SEABEE 68-70 later on August 27, 2017. “I don’t watch @CNN for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet” was posted on Twitter by SaveAmerica on September 1, 2017.  “‘I don’t get my news from CNN for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet,’ (Roger—ed.) Stone said” was printed in the SunSentinel (Fort Lauderdale, FL) on September 18, 2018.

“I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet” was posted on Twitter by Dennis Dehne on September 25, 2017. “Seen on FB: ‘I don’t watch @CNN for the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet’ (or eat from a dumpster)” was posted on Twitter by Rusty K on January 24, 2018. “I DON’T WATCH CNN FOR THE SAME REASON I DON’T DRINK FROM THE TOILET” (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by The Patriot Post on February 15, 2018. “I DON’T WATCH CNN FOR THE SAME REASON I DON’T DRINK OUT OF THE TOILET” (shown on an image) was posted on The Patriot Post on December 6, 2021.


Twitter
Tyler Bridges
@TylerBridges01
“I don’t watch network television for the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet” #maybeclean #whychanceit #funny #quoteoftheweek
11:52 PM · Jan 22, 2014·Hootsuite

Twitter
JimmyBear
@JimmyBear2
I DON’T
WATCH
FOX
NEWS
FOR THE SAME
REASON I DON’T
EAT OUT OF
THE TOILET.  (This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
#FoxNews
#FoxAndFreaks
#fyilive
2:42 PM · May 1, 2015·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Frank McMahon
@Fjminmt
Replying to @eyesonfoxorg
@eyesonfoxorg “I don’t watch FAUX NOISE for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet”!
Just saw this up the page!
10:47 AM · May 2, 2015·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
David Phillips
@yodasworld
I don’t watch .@FoxNews for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet… #UniteBlue #p2 #tcot #tlot #FoxLies
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
12:22 PM · May 3, 2015·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
John Rambo
@JohnBearRambo
“I don’t watch Fox News for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet.”
12:32 PM · Jun 14, 2015·Facebook

Twitter
Mental Medley
@mymentalmedley
I don’t watch Fox News for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet http://mentalmedley.com/?p=9694
(The saying is also shown on an image.—ed.)
11:46 PM · Jun 25, 2015·WordPress.com

Twitter
Tom Booker
@tbooker1
Sorry Tom, I don’t watch Fox for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet.
8:16 AM · Jul 6, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
CriticalThinking
@FCriticalThink
Need the image “I don’t watch BBC for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet?” for today’s Daily Pickings http://freecriticalthinking.org/daily-pickings/1878-how-to-free-your-mind-and-escape-servitude
4:42 AM · Jul 29, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Deportable 419
@tjohnson419
Replying to @samstein and @samsteinhp
I’m going with the AP, I don’t watch Fox for the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet.
6:08 PM · Oct 26, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Corlene B. Green
@Corlene
I don’t read Breitbart for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet.
4:29 PM · Jan 13, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Lukica
@1ookica
Replying to @leocullen4
I don’t read #BBC for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet. (other MSM included)
4:12 AM · May 18, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Juan
@juanpmora23
I don’t watch @FoxNews for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet.
6:48 PM · May 24, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
LA Resisting From GA! #VoteBlueIn22
@LALewman
Replying to @TheDailyEdge @POTUS and @FoxNews
I don’t watch Fox News for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet.
11:03 AM · Jul 23, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
CHILD OF GOD
@CHILDOF53833166
@CNN ... THE REASON I DON’T WATCH CNN IS FOR THE SAME REASON I DON’T EAT OUT OF THE TOILET
12:15 PM · Aug 27, 2017·Twitter for Android

Twitter
NAM SEABEE 68-70
@sea329
I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet.
11:22 PM · Aug 27, 2017·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
SaveAmerica
@Hermoso1
I don’t watch @CNN for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet.
7:25 PM · Sep 1, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Dennis Dehne
@DennisDehne
Replying to @GovMikeHuckabee @dghester2 and @realDonaldTrump
I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet.
12:48 PM · Sep 25, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Phx Ken
@PhxKen
I DON’T WATCH CNN FOR THE SAME REASON I DON’T EAT OUT OF THE TOILET!
(The saying is also shown on an image .—ed.)
11:10 PM · Sep 28, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Andy Parmo
@andyparmo
Replying to @RobLewins
I don’t watch Sky News for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet
6:41 PM · Oct 5, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Adrienne Asher
@AdrienneAsher
I don’t watch #FoxNews for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet.
1:47 PM · Jan 10, 2018·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
Rusty K
@simplemansguide
Seen on FB: “I don’t watch @CNN for the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet” (or eat from a dumpster)
9:56 AM · Jan 24, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Urban_Roo
@roo_urban
Replying to @SkyNewsAust and @rowandean
I don’t watch Sky News for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet!
#MurdochLies
3:41 PM · Jan 28, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
B. Sam Cook
@BSamCook
Replying to @CNN
I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet. There was a time when I truly respected CNN. That day has long since passed. It disappeared when CNN put profits ahead of integrity.
6:20 PM · Feb 14, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Facebook
The Patriot Post
February 15, 2018 at 11:00 PM ·
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I DON’T WATCH
CNN
FOR THE SAME REASON I DON’T
DRINK FROM THE TOILET

Twitter
B. Sam Cook
@BSamCook
Replying to @MSNBC
I don’t watch MSNBC for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet bowl.
7:21 AM · Feb 23, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Patriot Steve -
@GideonSbre
Replying to @BreitbartNews
I don’t watch MSNBC for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet.
4:46 PM · Mar 10, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
King Grass
@KingGrass2015
I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet shirt https://nicefrogtees.com/trending/dont-watch-cnn-reason-dont-eat-toilet-shirt/
(The saying is shown on a T-shirt.—ed.)
12:20 PM · Mar 21, 2018·WordPress.com

Twitter
I Phil Bacon. Deep State Founding Father
@PhilBacon7
T-shirt of the day
I don’t watch
Fox News
For the same
Reason I don’t
Eat out of
The toilet
10:57 AM · Apr 1, 2018·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Snowbunny
@snowbunny_carol
I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet. The water might look clean but there is still a lot of crap being “dumped” in it.
(This is also shown on a meme from THe Patriot Post.—ed.)
10:16 PM · Jun 21, 2018·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
Jack Banker
@Jabanker
Replying to @WiredSources
I don’t watch MSNBC for the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet…
@MSNBC @foxandfriends
8:55 AM · Jul 3, 2018·Twitter for iPad

SunSentinel (Fort Lauderdale, FL)
Even if indicted, Roger Stone says, ‘I will never roll on Donald Trump’
By ANTHONY MAN
SOUTH FLORIDA SUN SENTINEL |
SEP 18, 2018 AT 10:55 AM
(...)
-- On CNN, the cable channel that is the subject of Trump’s sharpest criticism of the mainstream news media: “I don’t get my news from CNN for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet,” Stone said.

Twitter
Jeffrey Russell
@JeffR53
“I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet.”
—-John Desouza
5:08 PM · Sep 1, 2019·Facebook

Mediaite
Rachel Maddow and Chris Hayes Mock ‘Real Family Fight Vibes’ Between Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham
By Reed Richardson Sep 18th, 2019, 9:58 pm
(...)
COMMENTS
RottenJohnny
I don’t watch fox for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet.

Twitter
K.H.L.
@KHL09470857
Replying to @Puckberger and @cangal21
CBC is Canadian version of CNN… Fske news.
I don’t watch CBC for the same reason i don’t drink from the toilet
4:23 PM · Dec 4, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
RobertDStewart
@RStewart321
Replying to @DeniseInCanada
I don’t watch the CBC for the same reason I don’t drink water out of the toilet. That being said, this is from 2013??? You don’t have to go that far back for examples of their bias and stupidity #DefundCBC
8:24 PM · Jan 9, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Bret
@Bret_Sears
I don’t watch @CBCNews for the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet.
#DefundCBC
11:05 PM · Oct 4, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
.
@Tel0072000
Replying to @bbclaurak and @BBCNews
I don’t watch the BBC for the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet…
12:44 PM · Jan 20, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
67MJR
@MagnusBiker1
Replying to @Alichat66
I don’t get my news from the BBC for much the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet.
3:35 PM · Jan 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
#silversqueeze pioneer
@SebastianEckes
I don’t consume mainstream media ....for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet!
2:50 PM · Apr 13, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Heather
@heather_erb_
Replying to @SenatorBraun @newsmax and @seanspicer
I don’t watch Newsmax for the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet.
6:16 PM · Jun 15, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bipartisan Report
@Bipartisanism
I don’t watch Fox News for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet.
6:56 PM · Jul 16, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Seaeyes
@SeaeyesTri
I don’t listen to MSM for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet.
2:50 PM · Aug 11, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Ian Routh 2 21
@IanRouth
I never watch BBC News for the same reason I don’t drink from the toilet.
3:12 AM · Sep 30, 2021·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
cozmocowboy
@cozmocowboy
“I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet”
Roger Stone
9:03 PM · Nov 6, 2021·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Javier E Quirós Valverde
@JaviQuirosV
#USA
#RogerStone Fire: “I don’t get my news from #CNN for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet”
5:42 PM · Dec 4, 2021·Twitter for Android

The Patriot Post
DECEMBER 6, 2021
Toilet Humor
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
I DON’T WATCH CNN FOR
THE SAME REASON I DON’T
DRINK OUT OF THE TOILET.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRadio/Television • Monday, December 06, 2021 • Permalink