A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 12, 2018
“I drive like lightning. I hit trees”

A driving joke was posted on Twitter by FunnyOneLiners on April 6, 2010:

“I drive like lightening.” (sic)
“You drive fast?”
“No. I hit trees.”



Twitter
FunnyOneLiners
@Funnyoneliners
“I drive like lightening.”
“You drive fast?”
“No. I hit trees.”
10:34 AM - 8 Apr 2010

Twitter
Dhanti Praspani
@dhanti5694
LOL! RT @funnyoneliners: “I drive like lightning.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees.”
10:38 AM - 8 Apr 2010

Twitter
Diane Yuri
@dianeyuri
(Y) but its spelled “lightning” RT @funnyoneliners: “I drive like lightening.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees.”
10:42 AM - 8 Apr 2010

Twitter
Tam Sachdev
@neurosistical
“I drive like lightning.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees.”
11:08 AM - 8 Apr 2010

Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2012
Pg. ?:
‘I drive like lightning.’ ‘You drive fast?’ ‘No, I hit trees.’

Twitter
Zongino
@Zongino
“I drive like lightning.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees.”
3:43 AM - 25 Sep 2012

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
“I drive like lightning.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees.”
7:31 AM - 7 Jul 2015

Reddit—Jokes
Him: “I drive like lightning” Her: “So you drive fast?”
submitted May 12, 2018 by MackTheGhoul
Him: “No, I hit trees.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Saturday, May 12, 2018 • Permalink