A driving joke was posted on Twitter by FunnyOneLiners on April 6, 2010:
“I drive like lightening.” (sic)
“You drive fast?”
“No. I hit trees.”
Twitter
FunnyOneLiners
@Funnyoneliners
“I drive like lightening.”
“You drive fast?”
“No. I hit trees.”
10:34 AM - 8 Apr 2010
Twitter
Dhanti Praspani
@dhanti5694
LOL! RT @funnyoneliners: “I drive like lightning.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees.”
10:38 AM - 8 Apr 2010
Twitter
Diane Yuri
@dianeyuri
(Y) but its spelled “lightning” RT @funnyoneliners: “I drive like lightening.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees.”
10:42 AM - 8 Apr 2010
Twitter
Tam Sachdev
@neurosistical
“I drive like lightning.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees.”
11:08 AM - 8 Apr 2010
Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2012
Pg. ?:
‘I drive like lightning.’ ‘You drive fast?’ ‘No, I hit trees.’
Twitter
Zongino
@Zongino
“I drive like lightning.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees.”
3:43 AM - 25 Sep 2012
Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
“I drive like lightning.” “You drive fast?” “No. I hit trees.”
7:31 AM - 7 Jul 2015
Reddit—Jokes
Him: “I drive like lightning” Her: “So you drive fast?”
submitted May 12, 2018 by MackTheGhoul
Him: “No, I hit trees.”
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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