A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 25, 2017
“I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house”

A joke about a fitness app was posted on Twitter by Mikey on October 12, 2015:

“Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.”

The one-line saying has been printed on several images.


Twitter
Mikey‏
@KrunkedRobot
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
9:58 PM - 12 Oct 2015

Twitter
ScottM.D.‏
@ScottMD72
Good sense of humor here: “@KrunkedRobot: Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.”
10:27 PM - 12 Oct 2015

Twitter
📢 Abhi K ™‏
@akinusa
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
5:29 PM - 27 Nov 2015

Twitter
Swedish Canary‏
@SwedishCanary
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
7:03 PM - 2 Jan 2016

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
I entered what I ate over the past few day into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
3:27 AM - 27 Dec 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Monday, December 25, 2017 • Permalink