Drug tests are often given at work, but sometimes a different kind of drug test is given at school.
“I failed my drug test again. Sometimes I wonder if I’ll EVER get my pharmacy degree” was posted on Twitter on March 9, 2018. “I failed my drug test today. There goes my degree in pharmaceutics!” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on June 24, 2018.
Twitter
Black Reaper Kaneki
@lol_kool_jay
I remember when I failed my drug test and couldn’t get my drug degree so I went and pass the bar exam now I’m a certified alocholic
12:25 PM - 24 Sep 2010
Twitter
The TraVOLer
@Georgia_VOL
I failed my drug test again.
Sometimes I wonder if I’ll EVER get my pharmacy degree.
10:15 AM - 9 Mar 2018
Reddit—3amjokes
I failed my drug test today. self.3amjokes
Submitted June 24, 2018 by exocist101
There goes my degree in pharmaceutics!
Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
I failed my drug test today…. There goes my degree in pharmaceutics!
12:27 PM - 24 Jun 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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