A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“Man was designed for accomplishment, engineered for success & endowed with the seeds of greatness” (11/18)
“Happy new year!” (new year’s shout) (11/18)
“That’s the tea” (that’s the truth) (11/17)
UselessTube (YouTube nickname) (11/17)
“Reinvent the wheel” (to do work unnecessarily when it has already been done) (11/17)
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Entry from July 31, 2018
“I failed my math exam. I couldn’t write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals. IM LIVID”

"Just heard they’re changing my mobile phone number to Roman numerals!? I’m LIVID” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Morris Dutchley the Comic Book on September 28, 2011. “My wife says I spend far too much time devoted to my study of Roman Numerals. I’m LIVID” was posted on Twitter by Beano on August 20, 2014.

“I can’t remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals… fucking livid” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 7, 2015. “I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I M LIVID” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 4, 2017. The joke has been printed on many images.


Twitter
Michael Golvach
@mikegolvach
The great thing about roman numerals is that they double as words-This has been a civic minded post. I’m livid. Get the picture, or too dim?
4:10 AM - 20 May 2011

Twitter
Morris Dutchley the Comic Book
@Dutchtica
Just heard they’re changing my mobile phone number to Roman numerals!? I’m LIVID.
9:55 PM - 28 Sep 2011 from Amsterdam, The Netherlands

Twitter
StuartSingletonWhite
@StuartSW
BT have just been in contact to tell me they are changing the phone numbers in my area to Roman numerals! I’m LIVID.
8:08 AM - 5 Jul 2014

Twitter
Beano
@BeanoOfficial
My wife says I spend far too much time devoted to my study of Roman Numerals. I’m LIVID.
7:03 AM - 20 Aug 2014

Reddit—Jokes
I can’t remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals… fucking livid
submitted February 7, 2015 by BookerGinger

Twitter
Malcolm Downs
@malcolmdowns
I’m furious trying to remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals…
In fact I’m livid
2:22 AM - 7 Feb 2015

Reddit—Jokes
I can’t remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals…
submitted December 18, 2016 by madazzahatter
...fucking livid…

Reddit—Jokes
I cannot remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals.
submitted January 14, 2017 by Bolognanipple
I’M LIVID

Reddit—Jokes
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals
submitted March 4, 2017 by roque72
I M LIVID

Reddit—Jokes
I Can’t Remember What 51, 6, & 500 Is In Roman Numerals
submitted May 29, 2017 by unknownspecies_
I’m LIVID

Reddit—Jokes
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals
submitted April 28, 2018 by SenorDuck96
I M LIVID

Reddit—Puns
I can’t seem to remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, or 500 in Roman numerals… (self.puns)
submitted June 17, 2018 by A35J
IM LIVID

Reddit—Jokes
I failed my math exam because I couldn’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals
submitted July 31, 2018 by Alec935x2
IM LIVID

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Tuesday, July 31, 2018 • Permalink