“No job too small” is what some companies advertise. A joke is:
“Found a builder who advertises ‘No job too small’ so I’ve got him tiling the bathroom in my doll’s house.”
The joke was posted on Twitter by MꙬse Allain on November 27, 2015.
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MꙬse Allain
@MooseAllain
Found a builder who advertises “No job too small” so I’ve got him tiling the bathroom in my dolls house.
3:06 AM - 27 Nov 2015
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Richard Davidson
@RichardDavid_1
Found a builder who advertises “No job too small” so I’ve got him tiling the bathroom in my dolls house.
3:09 AM - 27 Nov 2015
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Home at last!
@Normal_NoChance
I found a builder who advertises “No job too small” so I’ve got him tiling the bathroom in my daughter’s dolls house.
3:30 PM - 4 Nov 2016
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MꙬse Allain
@MooseAllain
Found a builder who advertises “No job too small” so I’ve got him tiling the bathroom in my dolls house.
8:29 AM - 29 Nov 2016
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I found a builder who advertises “No job too small” so I’ve got him tiling the bathroom in my daughter’s dolls house.
4:14 PM - 2 Jun 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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