A drinking joke has been printed on several images:
“I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought, ‘What would Jesus do?’ So i turned it into wine.”
“Today I found a wallet on the street and I asked myself ‘What would Jesus do?’ So I turned it into wine” was posted on Twitter on September 6, 2014.
Wikipedia: Marriage at Cana
The transformation of water into wine at the Marriage at Cana or Wedding at Cana is the first miracle attributed to Jesus in the Gospel of John. In the Gospel account, Jesus, his mother and his disciples are invited to a wedding, and when the wine runs out, Jesus delivers a sign of his glory by turning water into wine.
The location of Cana has been subject to debate among biblical scholars and archeologists; several villages in Galilee are possible candidates.
Twitter
Luke Somma
@Luke_Somma
Today I found a wallet on the street and I asked myself “What would Jesus do?
So I turned it into wine.
#turnup
10:03 PM - 6 Sep 2014
Twitter
Ice Minded
@IceMinded87
I found a wallet with $500 inside. I asked myself, “what would jesus do?”
So I turned it into wine.
1:36 PM - 10 Sep 2014
Twitter
Who dafuq?
@Houdafuq
“I found a wallet full of money, and I thought to myself: “What would Jesus do in such a situation?”
So I turned the money into wine”
6:27 AM - 12 Sep 2014
Twitter
Josiah Zacharias
@jomandaman
I found a wallet today and asked myself what Jesus would do so I turned it into wine
11:01 PM - 18 Jan 2015
Twitter
Emily Baldwin
@MissJill92
Overheard at @Starbucks. “I found a wallet today and thought, “Hm, what would Jesus do?” So I turned it into wine” #no #notChristian #no
3:25 PM - 24 Jan 2015
Twitter
Caige Hall
@CaigeHallJLG
I found a wallet today. Wanting to do the right thing, I thought to myself “what would Jesus do?” So I turned it into wine
4:25 PM - 18 Feb 2015
Reddit—Jokes
I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought “what would Jesus do?”
submitted October 19, 2016 by LenyAK
... so I turned it into wine.
Facebook
LaffGaff Jokes
October 30, 2016 ·
I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought, “What would Jesus do?”
So i turned it into wine.
#funny #jokes
Reddit—Jokes
I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought “what would Jesus do?”
submitted March 22, 2017 by neinii
...so I turned it into wine.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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