“I go to the gym almost every day—almost Monday, almost Tuesday…” is a joke spoken by someone who almost never goes to the gym. “I go to the gym almost every day. Almost Monday, almost Tuesday…..” was posted on Twitter on September 28, 2012. “I went to the gym almost every day last week. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday…” was posted on Twitter on March 9, 2013.
 
“I go to the gym almost everyday… almost Monday, almost Tuesday…” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on February 10, 2018.
 
     
Twitter
White Van Driver‏
@Twinarp
Replying to @_chrisfhiggins_
@chrisfhiggins @shellity I go to the gym almost every day. Almost Monday, almost Tuesday…..
5:25 PM - 28 Sep 2012
     
Twitter
David Hira‏
@davidhira
Replying to @cheesymagic
@cheesymagic I went to the gym almost every day last week. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday…
10:49 AM - 9 Mar 2013
 
Twitter
Terry Johnstone‏
@TJ_Rock26
I go to the gym almost everyday of the week. Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday…. #BOOM #legendary #alpha
8:51 PM - 17 Jun 2014
   
Twitter
Annie‏
@annie_busarello
I go to the gym almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday…
4:01 PM - 30 Jan 2015
   
Twitter
Sara Shmueli‏
@sarashmu
I go to the gym almost every day of the week - almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday….
4:44 PM - 30 Jan 2015
 
Reddit—Oneliners
I go to the gym almost everyday… almost Monday, almost Tuesday…
submitted February 10, 2018 by wastoo