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Entry from October 17, 2020
“I got a job at Spectrum and completed training so I could fix my own cable…” (joke)

Customer service for a communications company such as Comcast or Spectrum can take a long time. A joke was posted on Twitter by Simon Holland on May 8, 2017:

“I got a job at Comcast and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.”

The joke was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on October 16, 2020. “I got a job at Spectrum & got trained as a technician so I could fix my own cable cuz it was faster than waiting for their customer service” was posted on Twitter by Gregory Harshfield on May 16, 2017. Other companies have also been included in the joke.


Twitter
Simon Holland
@simoncholland
I got a job at Comcast and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.
3:23 PM · May 8, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Gregory Harshfield
@HarshfieldGreg
I got a job at Spectrum & got trained as a technician so I could fix my own cable cuz it was faster than waiting for their customer service
6:14 PM · May 16, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
SimonQx
@RobertFidler
I got a job at Spectrum and completed the training so I could fix my own cable. It was faster than being on hold with customer service.
6:22 AM · May 17, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
justin mendoza
@Justin__Mendoza
I just got a job at Cox and completed training so I could fix my own internet because it was faster than being on hold with customer service
10:30 AM · Jun 2, 2017·Hootsuite

Twitter
Richard Davis
@redbat9669
I got a job at Spectrum and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.
11:13 PM · May 18, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Barney’s Nose
@BarneysNose
I got a job at Comcast and completed the training so I could fix my own cable because it would be faster than being on hold with customer service!
7:11 PM · Nov 15, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Pratik Batra
@BratzOnTweeter
I took a job at @vodafone, completed my technical training so I could fix my own network issues,
as that seemed faster than being on hold with customer service.
3:58 AM · Nov 18, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Donna O’Brien-Sokic
@TheFilmProf
We feel your pain @simonmcholland I got a job at Comcast and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.
9:19 AM · Dec 7, 2018 from Toronto, Ontario·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Kary Newsome
@karynewsome
I got a job at Charter and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.
12:00 PM · May 15, 2019·MeetEdgar

Twitter
Jaime
@Treestand_tweet
I got a job at Direct TV completed training so I could fix my own TV because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.
6:09 PM · May 6, 2020·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
YaddahMoon
@MoonYaddah
I got a job at Mediacom and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.
11:27 AM · Aug 20, 2020·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/ixamnis October 16, 2020
I got a job at Comcast and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRadio/Television • Saturday, October 17, 2020 • Permalink