“beheading” sounds like “be heading.” “Going to an interview at a guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there soon, maybe!” was posted on Twitter by Jay Gonzales on March 13, 2017. “Got a job in a guillotine factory. Will beheading there soon. #badjokethursday” was posted on Twitter by Neil Wellington on March 16, 2017.
“I got a new job at the guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there soon” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on March 12, 2019.
Twitter
Jay Gonzales
@jggonz2001
Going to an interview at a guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there soon, maybe !
1:08 PM - 13 Mar 2017
Twitter
Neil Wellington
@wildwellie
Got a job in a guillotine factory.
will beheading there soon. #badjokethursday
2:17 AM - 16 Mar 2017 from South West, England
Twitter
Peter Beetlestone
@PVBeetlestone
Got a job in a guillotine factory.
will beheading there soon.
6:23 AM - 24 Mar 2017 from Oakengates, England
Twitter
National League North Update
@Nassersnose
Just about to start my job as a guillotine operator…
In fact I’ll beheading there soon! #joke
4:55 PM - 1 Dec 2017
Twitter
Yasiel Puig’s bat flips
@1soonernut
Got a new job as an executioner I’ll beheading there soon
2:41 PM - 2 Sep 2018
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/itsidahojoe March 12, 2019
I got a new job at the guillotine factory.
I’ll beheading there soon.
COMMENTS
marcuccione
Well executed
mistyskye14
That was pretty sharp!
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
I got a new job at the guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there soon.
11:33 PM - 12 Mar 2019
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
Recent entries:
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•“Due to personal reasons, I’m still going to be fluffy this summer” (4/18)
•“Do not honk at me. My life is worthless. I will kill us both” (bumper sticker) (4/18)
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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