A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 13, 2019
“I got a new job at the guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there soon”

"beheading” sounds like “be heading.” “Going to an interview at a guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there soon, maybe!” was posted on Twitter by Jay Gonzales on March 13, 2017. “Got a job in a guillotine factory. Will beheading there soon. #badjokethursday” was posted on Twitter by Neil Wellington on March 16, 2017.

“I got a new job at the guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there soon” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on March 12, 2019.


Twitter
Jay Gonzales
@jggonz2001
Going to an interview at a guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there soon, maybe !
1:08 PM - 13 Mar 2017

Twitter
Neil Wellington
@wildwellie
Got a job in a guillotine factory.
will beheading there soon. #badjokethursday
2:17 AM - 16 Mar 2017 from South West, England

Twitter
Peter Beetlestone
@PVBeetlestone
Got a job in a guillotine factory.
will beheading there soon.
6:23 AM - 24 Mar 2017 from Oakengates, England

Twitter
National League North Update
@Nassersnose
Just about to start my job as a guillotine operator…
In fact I’ll beheading there soon! #joke
4:55 PM - 1 Dec 2017

Twitter
Yasiel Puig’s bat flips
@1soonernut
Got a new job as an executioner I’ll beheading there soon
2:41 PM - 2 Sep 2018

Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/itsidahojoe March 12, 2019
I got a new job at the guillotine factory.
I’ll beheading there soon.
COMMENTS
marcuccione
Well executed

mistyskye14
That was pretty sharp!

Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
I got a new job at the guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there soon.
11:33 PM - 12 Mar 2019

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Wednesday, March 13, 2019 • Permalink