“Lettuce leaf” sounds like “let us leave.” “I remember a time my friends and I got trapped in a garden…the owners wouldn’t lettuce leaf” was posted on Twitter on October 17, 2012.
“My family was being held captive by a salad. It wouldn’t lettuce leaf” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 28, 2017. “I got invited by a salad to his house. He wouldn’t lettuce leaf!” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on October 29, 2017.
Twitter
Corey Barker
@CoreyABarker
I remember a time my friends and I got trapped in a garden…the owners wouldn’t lettuce leaf.
3:31 PM - 17 Oct 2012
Twitter
Rhys May
@rhysmaymusic
A bunch of us went to a vegetable competition the other day, wanted to go home early but they wouldn’t lettuce leaf
4:42 PM - 16 Jan 2016
Twitter
Tim Somerfield
@TSAfroNinja
Asda wouldn’t lettuce leaf without this #classicsalad https://www.instagram.com/p/BJjK_RthKUM/
6:08 PM - 25 Aug 2016
Reddit—Jokes
My family was being held captive by a salad
submitted October 28, 2017 by lil_jordyc
It wouldn’t lettuce leaf
Reddit—3amjokes
I got invited by a salad to his house self.3amjokes
Submitted October 29, 2017 by uzairmahmud1116
He wouldn’t lettuce leaf!!
COMMENTS
XanMan11
I thought you were gonna say he tossed you out
Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
I got invited by a salad to his house… He wouldn’t lettuce leaf!!
8:02 PM - 28 Oct 2017
Twitter
LOL Tweets™
@lolmgco
I got invited by a salad to his house
He wouldn’t lettuce leaf!!
8:37 PM - 28 Oct 2017
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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